skinnyshrek 0 #1 February 4, 2007 Well, we just got back from the wifes XMAS PARTY! That's right, dumb bastards. Anyways, brandy deceided that the wine she consumed needed to be aired out. So now, i have her vommit on the outside of the truck, just a little inside.. Should i call the cops and let her spend the night in jail..Now i am serious.lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 February 4, 2007 Oooops, hit reply before brain started to function. Reply wasn't as funny as I thought.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 February 4, 2007 so what should i do? hopefully she passes out and sleeps. Don't need no puke on the bed sheetshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 February 4, 2007 If she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 February 4, 2007 You poor fat bastard... That puke is going to take a while to clear the smell out! I should know. I puked my guts out in a girl's car after a night of drinking Tequila with my skydiving buddies years ago. She told me it took her 3 months to finally get rid of the stink. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 February 4, 2007 QuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. Put her in a sleeping bag and leave her in the truck bed! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 February 4, 2007 QuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. I would but i am a sensitive guy...lol That cunt, i may take a shit in her car so she knows what it feels like. And i am not joking. Nah i'll just put some fish under the seat, that will do ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. I would but i am a sensitive guy...lol That cunt, i may take a shit in her car so she knows what it feels like. And i am not joking. Nah i'll just put some fish under the seat, that will do it Just make sure I'm there when she gives you the beating.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. Put her in a sleeping bag and leave her in the truck bed! you all have me thinking only thing is my camera is at spences house. otherwise it could be funnyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. I would but i am a sensitive guy...lol That cunt, i may take a shit in her car so she knows what it feels like. And i am not joking. Nah i'll just put some fish under the seat, that will do it No, pull her panties down, take a dump in them, then pull them back up and let her sleep... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #11 February 4, 2007 Throw up in their truck! Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf she is that drunk, she won't realize she is sleeping on the porch. I would but i am a sensitive guy...lol That cunt, i may take a shit in her car so she knows what it feels like. And i am not joking. Nah i'll just put some fish under the seat, that will do it No, pull her panties down, take a dump in them, then pull them back up and let her sleep... Done that before she's used to it she assumes she shits herself everytime nowhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #13 February 4, 2007 Damn Billy. I expected that from Walt, not you.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 February 4, 2007 the pulling down the pants or the shitting parthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 February 4, 2007 Quotethe pulling down the pants or the shitting part The shitting part. DUH... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuotethe pulling down the pants or the shitting part The shitting part. DUH... All call her cell phone saying you have vomit on your hood and would like to know who is responsible.lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #17 February 4, 2007 I'm the Designated driver at almost any function I go to - I know what it's like to get vomit in my car or even a "come pick us up" call at some unforsaken hour. I've found with skydivers especially, I just ask them nicely to wash my car/affected area and they are MORE than happy to get it done. Never been a problem. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 February 4, 2007 QuoteWell, we just got back from the wifes XMAS PARTY! That's right, dumb bastards. Anyways, brandy deceided that the wine she consumed needed to be aired out. So now, i have her vommit on the outside of the truck, just a little inside.. Should i call the cops and let her spend the night in jail..Now i am serious.lol Just rub her nose in it and spank her with a news paper Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 February 4, 2007 I would but i need some kind of blow job or sex from her so trying to do the nice thing hey,maybe this can work in my favour.lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 February 4, 2007 Quote I'm the Designated driver at almost any function I go to - I know what it's like to get vomit in my car or even a "come pick us up" call at some unforsaken hour. I've found with skydivers especially, I just ask them nicely to wash my car/affected area and they are MORE than happy to get it done. Never been a problem. What you need to do is get plastic or vinyl covers for your car seats and flooring. Easy cleanup. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #21 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuote I'm the Designated driver at almost any function I go to - I know what it's like to get vomit in my car or even a "come pick us up" call at some unforsaken hour. I've found with skydivers especially, I just ask them nicely to wash my car/affected area and they are MORE than happy to get it done. Never been a problem. What you need to do is get plastic or vinyl covers for your car seats and flooring. Easy cleanup. Next time, take her car.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuote I'm the Designated driver at almost any function I go to - I know what it's like to get vomit in my car or even a "come pick us up" call at some unforsaken hour. I've found with skydivers especially, I just ask them nicely to wash my car/affected area and they are MORE than happy to get it done. Never been a problem. What you need to do is get plastic or vinyl covers for your car seats and flooring. Easy cleanup. Sorry Billy, but i am better than an inbred redneck from alabama leather or cloth for me sorry.lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #23 February 4, 2007 take her home and give her an upper-decker. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 February 4, 2007 Office parties...You'd better hope she still has a job come Monday... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #25 February 4, 2007 Return the favor with a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
