jumper03 0 #1 February 4, 2007 There are mor pressing matters!!! I caught a glimpse of my own ass in the mirror th other day and though - wow - I have no ass.... Friday mornign at the gym - i was goig to the locker room for my showre and i guess cardio rehab class must have let out cuz the locker room was full of old guys...and it hit me.... I HAVE OLD WHITE MAN'S ASS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! so the hell wit belly-offf contest - i need to get some butt back there!!! Thats my goal! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 February 4, 2007 Quitter. Work the glutes so you can crack a walnut with the cheeks. Chicks will swoon.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #3 February 4, 2007 I would ask exactly what that IS, but I'm afraid of the answer! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 February 4, 2007 i am with you..I looked in the mirror and i was wow look at that 6 pack!! Seriously, heineken comes in a 6 pack now.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 February 4, 2007 Six pack or keg? j/k, j/k50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #6 February 4, 2007 QuoteI would ask exactly what that IS, but I'm afraid of the answer! Its commonlly deskrived as "NOASSATALL" Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #7 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuitter. Work the glutes so you can crack a walnut with the cheeks. Chicks will swoon. I NO QUIT! I just sttarting! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 February 4, 2007 Looks like you have been drinking for a while. Oh, that's right, you don't drink and post.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #9 February 4, 2007 ROFL! That's better than a sagging one . . . I think. . . . Right? TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #10 February 4, 2007 QuoteROFL! That's better than a sagging one . . . I think. . . . Right? NOScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 February 4, 2007 My ass is too small! My belly is too big! WHHAAAAA!!! Stop being such a whinner.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #12 February 4, 2007 QuoteMy ass is too small! My belly is too big! WHHAAAAA!!! Stop being such a whinner. my beelly tot too big!!!!!!! whinnnerScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #13 February 4, 2007 Ummm, okay, so how do you propose to go about solving this problem? Are there lots of Twinkies involved, or what?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 February 4, 2007 QuoteSix pack or keg? j/k, j/k Man its past a keg thats why im at the gym everyday now, My goal is getting back to a keghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #15 February 4, 2007 QuoteUmmm, okay, so how do you propose to go about solving this problem? Are there lots of Twinkies involved, or what? no tinkles.. i hav a plan of aatack.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #16 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteUmmm, okay, so how do you propose to go about solving this problem? Are there lots of Twinkies involved, or what? no tinkles.. i hav a plan of aatack. And this plan is???TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #17 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteUmmm, okay, so how do you propose to go about solving this problem? Are there lots of Twinkies involved, or what? no tinkles.. i hav a plan of aatack. And this plan is??? ssshh...cant let the paln sneek out...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #18 February 4, 2007 Quotessshh...cant let the paln sneek out... I think it's safe. I don't recall anyone who would be directly competing with you with this particular goal. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #19 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuotessshh...cant let the paln sneek out... I think it's safe. I don't recall anyone who would be directly competing with you with this particular goal. my plan to get an asss....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #20 February 4, 2007 Yes?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotessshh...cant let the paln sneek out... I think it's safe. I don't recall anyone who would be directly competing with you with this particular goal. my plan to get an asss.... And her name is?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #22 February 4, 2007 That can be fixed with a trip to the plastic surgeons office.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #23 February 4, 2007 QuoteThat can be fixed with a trip to the plastic surgeons office. noScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #24 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteThat can be fixed with a trip to the plastic surgeons office. no Well I don't know why you wouldn't want a plastic butt Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #25 February 4, 2007 QuoteThat can be fixed with a trip to the plastic surgeons office. Considering ass slapping is a more commum occurence at DZs, I'm not sure how Steve would explain the funny texture of his buns! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
