goofyjumper 0 #1 February 4, 2007 Seriously why? He has to post all of my business! I need ideas to get him back----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #2 February 4, 2007 Have sex with him Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 February 4, 2007 At least you're a better bluffer."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 February 4, 2007 pretty funny Lee. If i was Brandy, I'd leave ya for that cocheese freak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 February 4, 2007 I swear, you have more patience than any woman I've ever known! I'd offer to ban him for calling you the C word, but you've already said you don't want me to do that. Just know the offer still stands. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 February 4, 2007 QuoteWhy is my husband an asshole? Probably because of something you did. *runs away* So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #7 February 4, 2007 Thanks Andria. I do have a lot of patients. When he really pisses me off I may take you up on that offer. That is his weak spot.....not being able to post on Dropzone.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #8 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhy is my husband an asshole? Probably because of something you did. *runs away* Ya, you better run!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 February 4, 2007 Force him to eat steamed veggies and salads while watching chick flicks and reading the posts of key DZ.commers he can't stand. Really whiny ones. Bwahahahaha!!!! See? I keep telling people I am really evil. No one BELIEVES me. Switch all his coffee and tea brands with decaffeinated ones without him knowing it and switch all his alcohol and pills with non-alcohol and placebos. Heh. Heh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 February 4, 2007 remind me not to piss you off there you little devil.you. ok ok we believe you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #11 February 4, 2007 Why is my husband an asshole? Comes with the territory, English northener, asshole, nuff said. Someone needed to explain to you civilisation stops north of the Watford gap. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 February 4, 2007 Quote Why is my husband an asshole? Comes with the territory, English northener, asshole, nuff said. Someone needed to explain to you civilisation stops north of the Watford gap. ________________________________ 'Watford Gap'... is that the English version of our 'Mason-Dixon Line'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 February 4, 2007 QuoteHave sex with him Yeah! That'll teach him! Oh, wait...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 February 4, 2007 Throw up on him. (Last year after the skydiver Christmas party I threw up on the side of highway 167 South on our way home. Joe was making fun of me until the cop pulled up behind us. ) "Sir, is everything alright here?" "My wife had a little too much to drink at a party tonight." "Looks like it. Have you been drinking?" "No sir." "Take care. Get her home." "Yes sir." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #15 February 4, 2007 'Watford Gap'... is that the English version of our 'Mason-Dixon Line'? Laugh You got it in one. I'm a southerner so I take the piss out of the northerners, an the northerners take the piss out of me, I now live in northern Spain an we take the piss out of the the southern Spanish so I guess where ever you are some one is going to take the piss Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #16 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteHave sex with him Yeah! That'll teach him! That was my thought Oh, wait... Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #17 February 4, 2007 Southern fairies, us Northerners can handle our beer. That's why you never see us throwing up in trucks Nothing worse than having your truck smell of puke. All good now, GO BEARS!!!!!!!!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 February 4, 2007 GO BEARS!!!!!!!! Ahem!! Wanna bet?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 February 4, 2007 QuoteGO BEARS!!!!!!!! Ahem!! Wanna bet? ERRRR when i say go bears i mean go bears. i will bet 1 jump on the bears you want indy with irritating manninghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteGO BEARS!!!!!!!! Ahem!! Wanna bet? ERRRR when i say go bears i mean go bears. i will bet 1 jump on the bears you want indy with irritating manning Who cares if he's irritating...he's good. Ok, bet is on for 1 jump Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 February 4, 2007 Quote 'Watford Gap'... is that the English version of our 'Mason-Dixon Line'? Laugh You got it in one. I'm a southerner so I take the piss out of the northerners, an the northerners take the piss out of me, I now live in northern Spain an we take the piss out of the the southern Spanish so I guess where ever you are some one is going to take the piss ________________________________ With all that pissin' goin' on... doesn't it get smelly, after awhile? We've kinda had a similar thing here, for over a century. Rebs-v-Yanks. Since 9-11, that seems to have passed. The Yanks, still, don't like our Stars n' Bars! Thanks, for the explanation. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 February 4, 2007 Quote Why is my husband an asshole? Seriously why? Umm, because there's something about that wedding ring that brings it out in them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 February 4, 2007 QuoteSeriously why? He has to post all of my business! ...because most of your "business" is funny as hell? It's a man thing.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #24 February 4, 2007 HEy this thread is about me and why my hubby is an asshole! Now I am rooting for the Cutls!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #25 February 5, 2007 QuoteHEy this thread is about me and why my hubby is an asshole! Now I am rooting for the Cutls! YAY!! That'll show him Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
