willard 0 #1 January 25, 2007 As I was cleaning out my e-mail I found this gem. I have no idea who the author is nor do I know if it has been posted before, but I thought I'd share it anyway. WOMAN'S POEM... Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM... I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #2 January 25, 2007 Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #3 February 6, 2007 See -- I did a search before posting this cute thing I got in my email this morning Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #4 February 6, 2007 Quote I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a DZ with an otter and a sky van. Dream BIG Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
