sunshine 2 #1 February 6, 2007 I would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 February 6, 2007 QuoteI would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! What about Stitch?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 February 6, 2007 QuoteI would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! I feel left out Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 February 6, 2007 Oh baby, i didn't know you liked it up the ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 February 6, 2007 If you had a penis, you could properly counterbalance and you wouldn't suck at skeeballI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 February 6, 2007 QuoteOh baby, i didn't know you liked it up the ass. Do you? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #7 February 6, 2007 why not just use a strap on.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteI would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! What about Stitch?stitch's ass is exit only. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! What about Stitch?stitch's ass is exit only. I'm seeing a whole new meaning of the word "stitch" here Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 February 6, 2007 QuoteIf i had a penis "I'd hammer in the moooorning... I'd hammer in the evening, all over this laaaaaand." Oh come on, there's gotta be SOMEONE else out there that had this song running through their heads when reading the thread title! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #11 February 6, 2007 I've just been singing the "Detachable Penis" song. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 February 6, 2007 Quotewhy not just use a strap on. It's not the same as having my own penis damnit. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuotewhy not just use a strap on. It's not the same as having my own penis damnit. I could teach ya Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 February 6, 2007 Damn, this slumber party is gonna be fun!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 February 6, 2007 QuoteDamn, this slumber party is gonna be fun!! You better be there!! I'll have to spank you really hard if you don't make it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 February 6, 2007 Do you have your own? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 February 6, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #18 February 6, 2007 I would totally fuck turtle up the ass!! Quote I've been telling myself all day "don't open that post Dan", well I decided to make it margarita night and as usual after a few drinks my decision making abilities went to shit and I opened it. And after reading that I think I finally have a reason to take my new years resolution to quit heavy drinking seriously Although at the same time I'm strangely arousedHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #19 February 6, 2007 Quote It's not the same as having my own penis damnit. Freud was right. You do envy us. Hey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #20 February 6, 2007 It's not the same as having my own penis damnit.Quote They piss you off sometimes though, mine always stares at me in the morning while I'm shavingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #21 February 6, 2007 QuoteIt's not the same as having my own penis damnit.Quote They piss you off sometimes though, mine always stares at me in the morning while I'm shaving I bet the rest of the guys on the team appreciate that... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #22 February 6, 2007 QuoteHey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Rub it in why don't ya? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 892 #23 February 6, 2007 like an ultrasound.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 February 6, 2007 You are a prime example of why women shouldn't have penises. You can't just go around fucking people up the ass. Owning a penis is a big responsiblity. It's not just a hazard around closing zippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chris74 0 #25 February 6, 2007 amen that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JohnMitchell 16 #19 February 6, 2007 Quote It's not the same as having my own penis damnit. Freud was right. You do envy us. Hey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #20 February 6, 2007 It's not the same as having my own penis damnit.Quote They piss you off sometimes though, mine always stares at me in the morning while I'm shavingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #21 February 6, 2007 QuoteIt's not the same as having my own penis damnit.Quote They piss you off sometimes though, mine always stares at me in the morning while I'm shaving I bet the rest of the guys on the team appreciate that... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #22 February 6, 2007 QuoteHey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Rub it in why don't ya? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 892 #23 February 6, 2007 like an ultrasound.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 February 6, 2007 You are a prime example of why women shouldn't have penises. You can't just go around fucking people up the ass. Owning a penis is a big responsiblity. It's not just a hazard around closing zippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chris74 0 #25 February 6, 2007 amen that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
mnealtx 0 #21 February 6, 2007 QuoteIt's not the same as having my own penis damnit.Quote They piss you off sometimes though, mine always stares at me in the morning while I'm shaving I bet the rest of the guys on the team appreciate that... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #22 February 6, 2007 QuoteHey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Rub it in why don't ya? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 892 #23 February 6, 2007 like an ultrasound.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 February 6, 2007 You are a prime example of why women shouldn't have penises. You can't just go around fucking people up the ass. Owning a penis is a big responsiblity. It's not just a hazard around closing zippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chris74 0 #25 February 6, 2007 amen that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #22 February 6, 2007 QuoteHey, it's a lot of fun having one of those. Rub it in why don't ya? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #23 February 6, 2007 like an ultrasound.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 February 6, 2007 You are a prime example of why women shouldn't have penises. You can't just go around fucking people up the ass. Owning a penis is a big responsiblity. It's not just a hazard around closing zippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
