turtlespeed 226 #1 February 6, 2007 I'm just trying to see where we stand . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 February 6, 2007 Define "have.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 February 6, 2007 are you being serious this time? I'm serial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 February 6, 2007 Does it need to be attached to anyone?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #5 February 6, 2007 QuoteI'm just trying to see where we stand . . . Clint, Clint, Clint...are you really that bored? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #6 February 6, 2007 I hope I didn't vote wrong - I think I may be confused. If I say I Own one, to me that means it's my responsability and I "own" whatever it does. On the other hand, to some folks it might mean I bend over and get "Owned." Oh, and I "stand" upward and slightly to the left.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm just trying to see where we stand . . . Clint, Clint, Clint...are you really that bored? I was distracting myself from the stres of going through a Workman's Comp audit . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 6, 2007 Quoteare you being serious this time? I'm serial. Yes - absolutely serious. But it's about pricks and dicks - so death is not involved which makes it a funny thread. This is paraphrased from "Dizzy DOT COM - Standard posting practices year 3" I reccomend this book to anyone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 February 6, 2007 I have your penis. Maybe i'll give it back if you ask nicely. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 6, 2007 QuoteI have your penis. Maybe i'll give it back if you ask nicely. All you have is a latex representation of my penis - I'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 February 6, 2007 QuoteI was distracting myself from the stres of going through a Workman's Comp audit . . . Why..... are they auditing your penis?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteI was distracting myself from the stres of going through a Workman's Comp audit . . . Why..... are they auditing your penis?? No - that's filed under assets . . . this was in the liabilities department. I was just seeing if I had some liquid assets left.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 February 6, 2007 QuoteI'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me. HA!! My evil plan is working. While you were sleeping (GHB induced) i did the ole penis switcheroo trick and you didn't even notice. I guess you don't know your own penis as well as you think!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me. HA!! My evil plan is working. While you were sleeping (GHB induced) i did the ole penis switcheroo trick and you didn't even notice. I guess you don't know your own penis as well as you think!! You are scared of Texas - couldn't have happened.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 February 6, 2007 Damn, if this isn't your penis, who's penis is in my mouth? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 February 6, 2007 I don't have one physically, but I DO have one that I have occasional privileges with! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 6, 2007 QuoteI don't have one physically, but I DO have one that I have occasional privileges with! I would call that owned. And Sunny - did you ask stitch if his was still with him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #18 February 6, 2007 Nope....not owned! I just borrow it from time to time! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #19 February 6, 2007 I just checked. Still there. yup.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #20 February 6, 2007 There is one that I like to play with, but not sure I would ever say I OWN it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 February 6, 2007 Quote I just checked. Still there. yup. That you had to is wrong on more than 1 level.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #22 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuote I just checked. Still there. yup. That you had to is wrong on more than 1 level.I have to check sometimes to see if my nipples are hard. Ooooh for once they aren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #23 February 6, 2007 Quote That you had to is wrong on more than 1 level Yeah - I'm usually a second and a half late on stuff like this. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites