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turtlespeed

Do you have a penis?

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I hope I didn't vote wrong - I think I may be confused.

If I say I Own one, to me that means it's my responsability and I "own" whatever it does.

On the other hand, to some folks it might mean I bend over and get "Owned." :o


Oh, and I "stand" upward and slightly to the left.
T.I.N.S.

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I'm just trying to see where we stand . . .



Clint, Clint, Clint...are you really that bored?:|



I was distracting myself from the stres of going through a Workman's Comp audit . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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are you being serious this time? I'm serial.



Yes - absolutely serious. But it's about pricks and dicks - so death is not involved which makes it a funny thread.

This is paraphrased from "Dizzy DOT COM - Standard posting practices year 3" I reccomend this book to anyone.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I have your penis. Maybe i'll give it back if you ask nicely.



All you have is a latex representation of my penis -

I'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I was distracting myself from the stres of going through a Workman's Comp audit . . .



Why..... are they auditing your penis??



No - that's filed under assets . . . this was in the liabilities department.
I was just seeing if I had some liquid assets left.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me.



HA!! My evil plan is working. While you were sleeping (GHB induced) i did the ole penis switcheroo trick and you didn't even notice. I guess you don't know your own penis as well as you think!! :P

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I'm holding my penis right now, and it is still very attached to me.



HA!! My evil plan is working. While you were sleeping (GHB induced) i did the ole penis switcheroo trick and you didn't even notice. I guess you don't know your own penis as well as you think!! :P



You are scared of Texas - couldn't have happened.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't have one physically, but I DO have one that I have occasional privileges with! >:(



I would call that owned.:o

And Sunny - did you ask stitch if his was still with him?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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