happythoughts 0 #1 February 8, 2007 Ever have someone say something and you pause and say, "Huh?... Oh, yeah". At first, you misunderstand because you are looking at it from a different perspective for a moment? I saw the thread title "Skydiving After a Baby" and I was thinking... "I'd keep the exit order tight... and have it wear weights, I'll bet that a baby would float." Then, I thought, "How do you make a baby float?" 8 oz of Coke and 2 scoops of baby. Maybe I'm just doing too much free-association this evening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 February 8, 2007 I thought of that too ... not the first time I saw the post, but later on. But I didn't go on to the ice cream part. If I did, I'd go with root beer instead."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 February 8, 2007 QuoteBut I didn't go on to the ice cream part. If I did, I'd go with root beer instead. I blame it on my doctor. He said that I should get more exercise. I just got back from the gym. Many chemicals are collected in fat cells. They sit in there, just biding their time, waiting for the proper moment. Then, wham... You are over at the gym, doing some cardio and you body needs energy and collapses that fat cell, away it goes, back into circulation. Your past comes back to haunt you. Fortunately, I have a plan. In case I am weaving when leaving the gym, I can blame it on the drinks. (I always have margaritas in my workout bottle while doing the treadmill.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 February 8, 2007 I'm about to leave for the gym. I'll see if I can conjure up some similar hallucinations."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 8, 2007 QuoteI'm about to leave for the gym. I'll see if I can conjure up some similar hallucinations. Is it that one about the clingy-wrap? Where you want to get a clean tear, so you snap it on the edge real hard? Then, it wraps around your head and... Maybe it's just me. That one always bothers me. Clingy wrap and shoe laces are the work of Satan, if you know what I mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 February 8, 2007 It's all about perception... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
