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[johnsw71 0]

Am I just WAY too bored doing technical translation or does anybody else find these actual segments I've translated this week remotely humorous?

"Always set the cable below the screw hole."
(Hmm, I always thought the point was to lay your cable into the screw hole...)

"To prevent any load from being placed outside of the nut area, remove the hexagonal joint while holding it securely with a monkey wrench."
(No, the title of this document is not "Homemade Contraception Using a Toolbox")

[NWFlyer 2]

I didn't realize monkeys could use wrenches.

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[johnsw71 0]

Just don't let them near your nut area when you're about to place your load is what mom always taught us.

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I didn't realize monkeys could use wrenches.

[monkycndo 0]

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I didn't realize monkeys could use wrenches.

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[willard 0]

One that I'll always remember went something like this...

"Use care to cut plastic for well fit. Do not cut plastic!"

I was, like, WTF???

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We got a notification that clearly stated "if you did not receive this letter, please notify us immediately"

Did you notify them?

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