Gawain 0 #1 February 7, 2007 I am sure that many men out there will be able to relate to me on this matter. It seems so frivolous on the face of it, but it's big. This is an issue which I've found to be plaguing the US from coast to coast. The problem: Male Urinals, and those shitty plastic soap screens. No matter the shape, size or location on the wall, American male-urinals are one of the crappiest designs I've seen. It seems that no matter how you angle the stream, soap screen or not, some how, the porcelain manages to spray back something at you. This contributes to the mess you inevitably find in a men's room during the course of the day. When I was visiting Japan, meeting my wife's family, the public restrooms were significantly cleaner, in part because the male urinals were wall-to-floor units...just angle the stream down the "wall" and all is well with the world. This is a design that used to be used here, but no more... Anyway, I intend on correcting that one day...that is all.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #2 February 7, 2007 So, you're having problems with pissing on yourself... sure, blame the urinalsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 February 7, 2007 QuoteSo, you're having problems with pissing on yourself... sure, blame the urinals Holy cow, I wish it was that simple...I'm at a hospital and could have that fixed...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, you're having problems with pissing on yourself... sure, blame the urinals Holy cow, I wish it was that simple...I'm at a hospital and could have that fixed... if you gotta pee with morning wood, try This If you just can't aim and you piss on the seat, wait and let me go first.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 February 7, 2007 QuoteI am sure that many men out there will be able to relate to me on this matter. It seems so frivolous on the face of it, but it's big. This is an issue which I've found to be plaguing the US from coast to coast. The problem: Male Urinals, and those shitty plastic soap screens. No matter the shape, size or location on the wall, American male-urinals are one of the crappiest designs I've seen. It seems that no matter how you angle the stream, soap screen or not, some how, the porcelain manages to spray back something at you. This contributes to the mess you inevitably find in a men's room during the course of the day. When I was visiting Japan, meeting my wife's family, the public restrooms were significantly cleaner, in part because the male urinals were wall-to-floor units...just angle the stream down the "wall" and all is well with the world. This is a design that used to be used here, but no more... Anyway, I intend on correcting that one day...that is all. Trough Uninals are better by far.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 February 7, 2007 QuoteTrough Uninals are better by far. I agree. But guys are so homophobic nowadays, those work so well unless ypu're a happy drunk. On the other hand, guys piss on their selves, because they try to fit their entire body inside the urinal. So nobody will see their pee-pee. If you catch sonebody copping a peek, just pretend to stretch, and elbow them in the side of the head. Remember to say excuse me. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #7 February 7, 2007 I totally agree with pissing on a wall versus a urinal! When I was drunk for most of my European tour, it was much easier to hit the trough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 February 7, 2007 This one looks splash proof! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 February 7, 2007 Shame on you. Posting picture of Remi's dungeon. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 February 8, 2007 What you need is 1/4 pill of viagra. Doesn't help the sex life but it does make big enough to keep from peeing on your shoes.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #11 February 8, 2007 And those mints they put in the urinals....don't they have any other flavors? They all taste the same and don't really do much for your breath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 8, 2007 QuoteAnd those mints they put in the urinals....don't they have any other flavors? They all taste the same and don't really do much for your breath. Really crunchy too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #13 February 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd those mints they put in the urinals....don't they have any other flavors? They all taste the same and don't really do much for your breath. Really crunchy too. And they are a little big if you are trying to sneak them out in your pocket...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #14 February 8, 2007 The ones at my internship are crappy. they are fine when urinating into them, but , i want to flush.. and when i do, it friggin shoots water back at me.. so now if i decide to flush, its a flush and run tactic.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #15 February 8, 2007 It's even better when they put up a picture of hillary on the wall....they found nearly no man misses the chance to piss on her face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
