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I thought we straightened this out months ago. Women who have gigantic cavernous vaginas like big penises. Women who have smaller vaginas don't need gigantic penises to fill them up.

Walt



I *remember* you saying about not wanting to be with a woman as big as the Grand Canyon... :S I don't think I was hallucinating... at that time... :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I thought we straightened this out months ago. Women who have gigantic cavernous vaginas like big penises. Women who have smaller vaginas don't need gigantic penises to fill them up.

Walt



I *remember* you saying about not wanting to be with a woman as big as the Grand Canyon... :S I don't think I was hallucinating... at that time... :o



That's a bit of a misquote. Actually, vagina size doesn't really matter to me.;)

Walt

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Actually, vagina size doesn't really matter to me.

Why is that Walt? :| ;)



I know you're expecting me to say something like, "'cuz I'm into anal!!!", or something like that but really if a woman is a beautiful human being, then the rest just doesn't seem to matter as much.

I can even get past a woman being a belly flyer!:D:D

Walt

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So, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon?

Walt

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Just cuz a woman appreciates a nice sized penis does not consitute she is the size of the "Grand Canyon".... Don't make me take back all the nice things I've said about you...

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Actually it pretty much does. A really huge penis is just not going to fit in a nicely sized snatch! From some of these posts it sounds like their partners probably need caving equipment when they go down on them.

Walt


Oh yes, sorry Walt. I knew the Grand Canyon was referenced somewhere in the last thread...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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does tightness?:P


Fuck the tight i need someone who is generous with their money. Nothing worse than a tight biatch who won't buy the lads a round of drinks
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does tightness?:P



I knew this girl once, man its a wonder her guts didn't fall out!



so wrong it has to be right.


tight is relative and that said, as in anything else, extremes are for video. a nice comfortably snug fit can make the world seem like a happy place. there is such a thing as just the right size.

too tight (her) or too big (him) is bad. bad for her and bad for him.
hard to believe, but true.
namaste, motherfucker.

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does tightness?:P



Of course! That's why early on in the evaluation of a potentially hot chick, I always find an excuse to say something while kneeling near her. I don't think a single one has caught on that I'm just checking for an echo. :|

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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