household hints

[happythoughts 0]

I don't use a dirty clothes hamper. I just leave the lid on the washing machine up. I toss them in there. When it is full, I turn it on. Then, straight to the dryer.

I don't iron. I leave the clothes in the dryer. Before I take a shower, I turn the dryer on for 5-10 minutes.
They come out wrinkle-free and warm.

[normiss 897]

I use a hamper and separate my clothes by colors ever since I ended up with pink dress shirts. Those shop rags can really fuck up your colors.

I don't iron. I know where the dry cleaner is.

thanks for taking showers Bill...we really appreciate that!

[Brains 2]

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I use a hamper and separate my clothes by colors ever since I ended up with pink dress shirts.

I was in the laundry room the other day and there was a pink shirt hanging on the back of the door. I asked firefly if it was hers and did she want me to hang it up. She looked all embarassed and said, no, it WAS your work shirt. I just looked at her and said, no it is now your shirt, do you want me to hang it up?

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[happythoughts 0]

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I use a hamper and separate my clothes by colors ever since I ended up with pink dress shirts. Those shop rags can really fuck up your colors.

I don't iron. I know where the dry cleaner is.

thanks for taking showers Bill...we really appreciate that!

Pink shirts are very metro, but I suspect that they clash with the orange on the Harley jacket.

And quit thinking about me in the shower.

Also, another helpful hint, you can conserve water by washing yourself faster. The best way is to shower with a friend and let her wash you.

"Fast... slow... a little faster..."

[JENNR8R 0]

Bachelor Salad is a real time saver... tear a hunk of lettuce off the head, hold it over the sink, pour dressing on, and eat...
no muss no fuss...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[willard 0]

In the colder areas during winter leave the stopper in the shower then wait until the water has cooled to room temp before draining. No sense letting all the heat go down the drain plus it adds a bit of moisture to the dry air. If you have small kids this may not be a good idea.

Save your newspapers and donate them to the local animal shelter for cage and kennel liners.

[stitch 0]

The postman always rings twice.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Brains 2]

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Bachelor Salad is a real time saver... tear a hunk of lettuce off the head, hold it over the sink, pour dressing on, and eat...
no muss no fuss...

If you have dogs, you can do this in the living room while watching tv

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[StevieBoy 0]

Not sure why I know this, but,

Wipe your bathroom mirrors with a little washing-up liquid on a kleenex paper towel, no more steaming up.

The way I look in the morning, I want steam

Steve

it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

[cocheese 0]

I wanna party with you.

[azdav 0]

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The postman always rings twice....with a cowbell!

...much better

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[JENNR8R 0]

I wanna party with you.

[cocheese 0]

Sure, try to make me jealous. Well it's not going to work. Ok ok it's working, I'll admit it.

[happythoughts 0]

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Bachelor Salad is a real time saver... tear a hunk of lettuce off the head, hold it over the sink, pour dressing on, and eat...
no muss no fuss...

I just tend to eat outside in the back yard a lot.

If it is a meal with one serving, plates are not necessary. I can sit on a lawn chair and just eat out of the pot.

If there are any spills, just hose off the chair.

[happythoughts 0]

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The postman always rings twice.

Not the same one every time..

I live in the woods. If you are in my neighborhood, we get to keep you.

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[JENNR8R 0]

Eating "out" isn't an option this time of year in Virginia. I hate to use dishes unnecessarily. When I want to get fancy, paper plates are my friend.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[azdav 0]

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Eating "out" isn't an option this time of year in Vagina.

Wow! that must be rough!


Paper plates are cool though!

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[Remster 30]

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Eating "out" isn't an option this time of year in Vagina.

Wow! that must be rough!


Paper plates are cool though!

Dammit Dave! Did Val cut you off?

Remster

[JENNR8R 0]

Creative editing for sure...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[azdav 0]

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Dammit Dave! Did Val cut you off?

Naw, it was the commute that killed it

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[popsjumper 2]

I'm firmly committed to the idea of not making beds...it's just going to get messed up again soon.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[wmw999 2,589]

Dogs can save water and fuss for floor cleaning and for rinsing the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[SansSuit 1]

PAM and WD40 are not totally interchangeable.

Day old oatmeal and concrete ARE interchangeable.

Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

[karenmeal 0]

Baby shampoo will take out the grease spots that get on clothing when your chapstick accidentally gets washed and dryed

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[happythoughts 0]

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Dogs can save water and fuss for floor cleaning and for rinsing the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher.

Wendy W.

Furry dogs can be an inexpensive replacement for dinner napkins also.