Ripsmacker181 0 #1 February 9, 2007 A panda and a Prostitute..... A Panda walks into a bar after escaping from a Zoo and is approached by a woman. She invites hime back to her place and so they get going. Once back the Panda says hes hungry and is invited to help himself to whats in the kitchen, the woman goes upstairs to get herself ready. The Panda hungry as a muhfucker eats everything, clears out the fridge and all the cupboards and goes upstairs. Once in the bedroom the pair gets down and dirty till the early morn. The womasn wakes to see the Panda leaving and asks wheres her money. The Panda purplexed asks what does she mean. So the woman gets a dictionary and shows him Prostitute. He reads " Sells sex for Money". The panda takes the dictionary and shows her Panda. She reads "Eats, shoots and Leaves." Get it, Eats shoots and leaves. I was told that when I was younger if you're wondering why it slightly infantile. Got any good Jokes. Looking back it is a terrible joke, just like my life, Dire. Why did Henry the Eigth have so many wives? Beccause he liked to chop and change. Dear Wayne Rooney, Statement... "I never knew John Merrick had children." Must ave hit every branch on the ugly tree, but you can't blame the father untill you''ve seen the mother. Didn't means it..... MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #2 February 9, 2007 QuoteGot any good Jokes. Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? . . . . . . Mudflaps.... Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 February 9, 2007 Why did the sixth grader cross the playground. To get to the other slide.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 February 9, 2007 How did the pervert cross the road . . . Poor little chicken.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 February 9, 2007 Mmmmmmmmm, nitrous.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
