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ryan_d_sucks

Friday's numbers

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Well, in my tiny little shoebox apartment last night myself and five others played a little game called Wild Zeros. It is essentially a movie by this really loud rock and roll band. The movie however has a drinking game built in to it. Whenever someone combs their hair, says 'rock and roll', flames shoot out of something, or a zombies head explodes you have to take 1 shot of beer. A little beer icon comes up to let you know when you need to drink. There are multiple times where you must pause the movie in order to catch up. This translates roughly into 12 beers in just under 1 1/2 hours. 12 beers in 1 1/2 hours for five young men, and a few less (maybe 11 beers?) for some other guests, coupled with post-movie sake bombs for all guests roughly translates into:

80+ beer cans strewn about my tiny apartment (about the size of a motel room)
5 heaves of puke on the inside rim of the toilet
1 bag of popcorn seeds dumped on the floor
pizza sauce crusted onto the fridge and floor in a splatter-like arrangement
1 artwork punched in half (literally)
1 very ill-conceived burrito and a drunken self proclaimed 'chef'
1 clogged toilet
3 people pissing in the shower multiple times, because of the toilet (i was one of them)
1 banana half eaten, half smashed onto the kitchen floor
1 shattered beer mug
1 creepy phrase "Have you ever had your dick sucked by a mustache man?" was spoken in an appropriatley creepy manner.

I could go on, but its time to clean.What was your Friday night like? All of the casualties of my apartment considered, it was totally worth it. B|

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