I love myself

[sunshine 2]

Since i can't find myself a good boyfriend...I'm thinking of cloning myself, then getting the clone sex changed. I have great conversations with myself. And i know damn well i'm good at having sex with myself. What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[ladydyver 0]

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Since i can't find myself a good boyfriend...I'm thinking of cloning myself, then getting the clone sex changed. I have great conversations with myself. And i know damn well i'm good at having sex with myself. What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?!

You would know how to please yourself in every way...your right...how can that be wrong?

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Since i can't find myself a good boyfriend...I'm thinking of cloning myself, then getting the clone sex changed. I have great conversations with myself. And i know damn well i'm good at having sex with myself. What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?

Ill take two....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[1969912 0]

Try yoga for flexibility!

Sorry - i'm drinking beer again....

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Lindercles 0]

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I have great conversations with myself.

Me too, dude. Me too.

[happythoughts 0]

You can wash yourself as slow, or fast, as you want... small circles... Cleanliness is next to godliness.

So, God loves a happy woman.

[Sane 0]

I can find myself plenty of good girlfriends, but I still wanna clone myself

[d_squared431 0]

I wouldn't mind having a clone of me....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[Samurai136 0]

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Since i can't find myself a good boyfriend...I'm thinking of cloning myself, then getting the clone sex changed. I have great conversations with myself. And i know damn well i'm good at having sex with myself. What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?!

So you're saying you wish you had an identical twin brother so you can have a constant companion/ sex partner?

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[aprilcat 0]

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Since i can't find myself a good boyfriend...I'm thinking of cloning myself, then getting the clone sex changed. I have great conversations with myself. And i know damn well i'm good at having sex with myself. What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?!

Sounds good on paper..but Clones steal your clothes. Are you REALLY ready for fighting yourself for your own clothes?~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[selbbub78 0]

let me know how that goes for ya...

CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[Bolas 5]

Isn't that incest?

Yeah, like you'd even bother with the sex change for her.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[lawrocket 3]

I could never do something like that. I couldn't stand being around someone else like me - I'd hate my attitude.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[rhys 0]

you sound like you need a good root!

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix

[Misternatural 0]

I totally agree, but for me it would be scuffling over the last pizza slice, the remote, the last beer, and;"Beotch, I don't care how good the sex is, the bills ain't paying themselves so get a job"

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[countzero 7]

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What could possibly go wrong with this great idea?!

clone gets evil twin syndreome, commits crimes and you end up on death row becasue of the DNA match. then clone skips town with Chuck Norris.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[cjsgrlsx3 0]

I have a twin......believe me sometimes it's better to just thinking of cloning yourself. Don't do it.....don't do it! But I do like myself better then my twin!

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[sunshine 2]

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then clone skips town with Chuck Norris.

Hrm, maybe i'll just clone chuck norris instead.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!