I see hilarity potential!

[livendive 8]

Talk about two things that go together like cookies and milk, how funny would it be to combine this technology with this sentiment? I think the janitor would have to be on full-time just to keep mopping the floor.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[drdive 0]

Where do you dig up this shit???

Your Dr. (Dr. Knuckles)

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

"

[NWFlyer 2]

That's gonna freak some drunks out.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Sane 0]

If I was drunk I would be tempted to steal it

[happythoughts 0]

Years ago, I bought stock in a medical tech company that made a powder which sobers you up quickly, 15-20 minutes.

The uses were police drunk tanks, ERs, and some bartenders.

If you were way too far gone, the bartender could hand you a glass and 20 minutes later... sober.

Never made a cent off of it.
CEO looted the company.

[snowslider 0]

that call that cocaine at the bar I work at. twenty bucks and your ready for round two!

[PWScottIV 0]

Ha, did you hear what that said? "Remember, your future is in your hands." Um, no bitch, my dick is in my hands. Hmm, maybe they should have those at seedy hotels too... "Remember, your future is in your hands." lol

Gravity Waits for No One.

[popsjumper 2]

The sentiment...I can see it now...

Somebody is going to get a huge government grant to study why men would choose one urinal more than any other.


I wouldn't choose the one on the far right...ever. It suggests a gender change operation in her/his near future and that gives me the creeps.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239