Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 12, 2007 Get off my lazy arse and make some 3pm breakfast. Parrots getting ever more pissed off at me eating his food.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 12, 2007 My parents have that same kind of bird. That bastard is the worst thing to have around when you're hung over. It's like he knows. And he thinks it's funny to imitate a smoke alarm on crack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 12, 2007 THats priceless Mine keeps barking right now 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 February 12, 2007 It's amazing how many different sounds they can do. Yep, even calls the dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 February 12, 2007 The best part is when i see him destroying something and get up, i always say "Right!" and rush him. Then he goes taking off trying to run along the floor and trips over his own feet he's scooting so fast So now when he hears someone say "right" he takes off 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 February 12, 2007 QuoteTHats priceless Mine keeps barking right now Might I suggest baking at 400 degrees and a simple yet elegant white wine?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 February 12, 2007 Im a red wine fan myself. I do look at him like food sometimes though which is worrying 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 February 12, 2007 QuoteIm a red wine fan myself. I do look at him like food sometimes though which is worrying R I G H T ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #9 February 12, 2007 QuoteTHats priceless Mine keeps barking right now I taught my friend's African Grey to scream, "AAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIBAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! He even rolls the rrrr's. She won't let me come over any more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #10 February 12, 2007 QuoteI really need to... Stop being such a damn postwhore? Jesus, I come in from work, at least 6 threads... all about nothing! WHOREBAG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 February 12, 2007 QuoteParrots getting ever more pissed off at me eating his food.That maybe why you only have 1 tooth. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites