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Ripsmacker181

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I got a compliment today which I thought I'd shere whith you, my friend said I'm posistiveley retarded, which is the nicest thing anyone has said to me for a while. Least I don't suffer from your infliction Ugly Syndrome. I;ve seen him make grown women cry. I myself would use him to drive fewar into the hearts and minds of my enemy coz Mr Merrick had nuthin on this muhfucker. We would lead him out under cover of blanket to the awaiting enemy prisoners, removing the blanket their would be a servere reaction and vomiting as the sheer ugliness of this fucker was unleashed. After that they would be begging me not to show you, the ugliest man alive in return for information and a good nights sleep.

Secret weapon code name O.U.M (which stands for One Ugly Mutherfucker).

I've seen grown men trying to remove their own eyes just to get rid of the residual image, some have never been the same again. So sad.

But yes there you go I'm Positively retarded. Whatever that means.

You'd miss me.

;)
MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

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