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NWFlyer

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I just got one of these in the mail.

Very nice gesture to say thanks for all my work on the project from hell. But ... I can't even open the package or there goes all my good eating habits I've been working so hard to reestablish this year.

Hmmm... maybe I'll give them to my neighbor to say thanks for getting my mail and keeping an eye on my house all the time.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I think that would be a great gesture and I applaud your will power



I know myself. If I just sample one of each ... I'll sample the other 8, too. It ain't happening. But damn, they do look like interesting flavors.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I do miss you guys... and if only two-hour delivery were at all possible!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I send you a Valentine Day gift and you diss me. [:/] Where's the love??? :o



I never knew your real name was Nancy!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I send you a Valentine Day gift and you diss me. [:/] Where's the love??? :o



I never knew your real name was Nancy!

That would be my pen-name. ;)
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"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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Yeah, but what would you say if you got a bunch of Lean Cuisine and Weight Watchers. You gotta understand that we buy women that shit for the triple whammy.

First so we know that chocoalate is the fastest way to a woman's vagina.
Second, saying something flattering ike, "Oh geez, you could eat as much as you wanted" will keep us there.
Third, we get to eat a bunch of chocolate.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Well, the person sending it was a woman. And it was a professional thing, not a personal gift... afaik there is no attempt to get to my vagina, at any speed.

I have no problem with the choice of gift; it's a thoughtful and appropriate gift for a business setting and as I said, is really a nice gesture and acknowledgement of the crap I went through on the project.

I still consider them evil. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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