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skydemon2

Merry frickin Valentines day

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Merry freakin venereal Disease day. Show your loved one you care, give em herpes. You know, in 25 years I've never had a valentines day card never mind a gift. Whats worst I was in the bath feelin my balls (as you do) and I find a lump, im like shit what is it. Luckily found out its just the monster of all spots, which when squeezed burst inside my nut sack. Bollocks, looks like a swelling Bee sting.

Pissed man.

B|
MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

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Right now? With everyone watching? OK!! :o:)




Ill bring the popcorn! B|



Sweet... Sex with popcorn!! Sounds kinky. :o

I don't mind spectators...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Right now? With everyone watching? OK!! :o:)



I'm in...



Um, sweetie... I think the man is supposed to say that... :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Maybe shes got the strap on, on!! :$



That makes sense... I forgot she had that thing... :S It is quite nice though. :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Ill bring the popcorn! B|



And I will bring the butter.B|



Is that for the buttery nipples? ;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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