cocheese 0 #1 February 14, 2007 Shared knowledge is what the internet was intended to provide.(not just porn and e-mail) What is your advice for newbies? And newbies.. listen up, you're going to get some good advice in this thread. I promise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 February 14, 2007 QuoteShared knowledge is what the internet was intended to provide.(not just porn and e-mail) What is your advice for newbies? And newbies.. listen up, you're going to get some good advice in this thread. I promise. Easy - SHUT THE FUCK UP! there . . . problem solved.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 February 14, 2007 QuoteWhat is your advice for newbies? Boobies...lots of boobies...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 February 14, 2007 Watch out for that cocheese guy. He's a stalker. But in a mostly non-threatening sort of way."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 14, 2007 What good is a non-threatening stalker? I'm threatening damn it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 February 14, 2007 Nothing on here is important.....except the stuff I sayI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 February 14, 2007 Turn your phone off after 9:00pm. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhat is your advice for newbies? Boobies...lots of boobies... Close . . But I would go with - get the hot chicks to post their boobies.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #9 February 14, 2007 Pay Attention. You can learn so much if you just...Pay Attention."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 February 14, 2007 I'm the Mod who is a push-over...really, I am. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 February 14, 2007 QuoteI'm the Mod who is a push-over...really, I am. I cuncurr.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 February 14, 2007 I actually thought that people would give life saving skydiving advice in this thread. Boobies are life saving devices aren't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 February 14, 2007 QuoteI actually thought that people would give life saving skydiving advice in this thread. Boobies are life saving devices aren't they? Absolutely. And useful tools as well.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 February 14, 2007 If i push you over can i push something in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 February 14, 2007 QuoteIf i push you over can i push something in? Ummm...no. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 February 14, 2007 Then quit bending over waving that paddle around. Tease. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf i push you over can i push something in? Ummm...no. But what if he was talking about the "I can't get up button"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 February 14, 2007 Don't you have some asses to go shoot with arrows? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 14, 2007 QuoteDon't you have some asses to go shoot with arrows? Arrows . . . Sure - Arrows.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 February 14, 2007 She may need one of those with her breaking stuff all the time."I've fallen and i can't smack cocheese." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #21 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteShared knowledge is what the internet was intended to provide.(not just porn and e-mail) What is your advice for newbies? And newbies.. listen up, you're going to get some good advice in this thread. I promise. Easy - SHUT THE FUCK UP! there . . . problem solved. dude, i think we can work together on this one... shut the fuck up and PAY ATTENTION! (when someone it talking at you, but never not ask a question)namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat is your advice for newbies? Boobies...lots of boobies... Close . . But I would go with - get the hot chicks to post their boobies. I would like to add to my last statement. PLease change the above to: Incessantly ask Her Hotness to show us her boobies. Thank you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #23 February 14, 2007 QuotePay Attention. You can learn so much if you just...Pay Attention. dude, i was SO writing that post when you got in under me. I will now self immolate. my purpose in life is gone.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 February 14, 2007 QuotePLease change the above to: Incessantly ask Her Hotness to show us her boobies. Are you still smoking?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 February 14, 2007 I'll stop making fun of you if you give me some money. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites