Your one piece of advice for newbies is:

[waltappel 1]

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I'm the Mod who is a push-over...really, I am.

Really? How ya' doin'?!!!

Walt

[countzero 7]

the highjacking of threads for a converstaion between fellow posters does happen. so you may have to wade through it to get the all the answers to your post ?. on occasion the convos. can be quite entertaining though.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[bhammond 0]

OK Ill actually answer this .....

1. Relax
2. Listen and pay attention
3 Safety is number 1

[normiss 892]

read the ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD before contributing!

[MF42 0]

Videos of human bodies and the parts thereof in absolutely any state of health, sickness, mutilation, parasitic infestation, etc. can and will be posted. Click on the links at your own risk.

Matt

[bhammond 0]

I hope your not talking to me ....

[cjsgrlsx3 0]

I have read through this entire thread and do not have a thing to say. Does that make me a newbie?!

[stitch 0]

Make a name for yourself, by posting pics of your TURDS as soon as possible.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[livendive 8]

Have fun, don't die.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[turtlespeed 226]

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Pay Attention.

You can learn so much if you just...Pay Attention.

dude, i was SO writing that post when you got in under me. I will now self immolate. my purpose in life is gone.

That just sounds a little - um - well - what are you trying to say -

I mean there is nothing wrong with that if that's what you are into.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 226]

in all seriousness you should read the ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD before contributing!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[TrophyHusband 0]

this is a sport where you need to learn from other people's mistakes, you may not get the opportunity to learn from your own. do your time at the bonfire listening to the "no shit there i was" stories. when you see someone get injured, figure out how it happened and don't do it. if someone tells you that you're the next 911 call, there's a reason, figure it out.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[turtlespeed 226]

bonfire . . .

let's not be too serious.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cocheese 0]

Shirley you can't be serious.

[2fat2fly 0]

Oh, more important-Sunny is a lot of things....tour guide ain't one of them

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[sunshine 2]

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Oh, more important-Sunny is a lot of things....tour guide ain't one of them

I know where that place is now. Come back!!

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[jimmytavino 16]

here's some advice.............




skydive softly,, skydive often, skydive with friends

jmy
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[turtlespeed 226]

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Shirley you can't be serious.

Who are you talking to?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[monkycndo 0]

Trust me on this one, wear sunscreen.

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[kelel01 1]

From one former-newbie (as in "retired") to another:

YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMNED THING.

[sunshine 2]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[happythoughts 0]

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From one former-newbie (as in "retired") to another:

YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMNED THING.

They will have to wait until they have 100 jumps to be truly omniscient.

The Mantle of Mad Skillz shall be placed upon their shoulders in recognition.

[RevJim 0]

I have but one little tidbit of advice to oofer newbies of these forums.

Ya know that HH guy, aka Sangiro?

Get on his good side right away be being nothing but nice and not one bit full of yourself. Trust me on this one, starting out on the wrong foot creates quite a hole that takes a very long time to climb back out of. Just trust me on this one, I know.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[kelel01 1]

Perhaps we have a bit of a misunderstanding. I meant "You (and I) don't know a GD thing.".

[happythoughts 0]

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Perhaps we have a bit of a misunderstanding. I meant "You (and I) don't know a GD thing.".

Well, having low expectations has certainly made my life easier.

It is certainly too bad that you cannot be outwitted by the likes of me. (I have unattainable goals. )