Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 15, 2007 Blame Kelel she gave me this idea.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 February 15, 2007 Everyone is afraid to be the first post, im laughing my nut sack off here so screw you even if this thread dies Edit: Spelling 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 15, 2007 I want to know who said "LOVE IT". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 15, 2007 It was me. Just to get the ball rolling.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 February 15, 2007 QuoteIt was me. Just to get the ball rolling. That was my vote.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 February 15, 2007 Thats two votes, me and you 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 February 15, 2007 QuoteI want to know who said "LOVE IT". We figured it was you, after a guy went down on ya."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 February 15, 2007 QuoteThats two votes, me and you I see 3 votes.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 February 15, 2007 Its that bloody Stitch, always throwing a spanner in the works. What an arse hole 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 February 15, 2007 Been curious, but not curious enoughDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 15, 2007 I love your honesty LMFAO 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #12 February 15, 2007 Mebbie you should have broken it up girls/guys? I've known a few girls that like thier own taste. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfitzge 0 #13 February 15, 2007 I always thought you were a cum dumpster#148 Sonic Scrat "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #14 February 15, 2007 I'm just not that flexible. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 February 15, 2007 QuoteMebbie you should have broken it up girls/guys? I've known a few girls that like thier own taste. It seems to me that most do, and I don't blame them...I like the way they taste too! Joke time: Sooo...little Johnny goes to his dad one day and asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" His father is taken aback, as he wasn't prepared for questions of this nature so early in Johnny's development. He thinks for a moment, then replies, "Uh, I suppose that depends, son. Er, are you talking about before a woman has intercourse or after?" Johnny doesn't get the question of course, so he says, "Well, before, I guess." His dad exhales, smiles, and responds, "Have you ever seen a beautiful rose, first thing in the morning, with the petals all splayed out perfectly, and tiny drops of dew on them? That's what a vagina looks like." Johnny isn't particularly satisfied with this metaphor, so he continues his line of questioning, "Well, that's all fine, I suppose, but then what does it look like after she has intercourse?" His dad was fearing this would happen...he takes a deep breath, exhales, then responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?" And the relevance to this thread: I told that joke among skydivers when we had a pool team several years ago, and one guy was just drunk enough to reply, "Hey, I like the mayonnaise!" The rest of us kind of looked at him in shock, and he explained that he likes to go down on a woman after he's cum inside her. His girlfriend (who would later become his wife, then his ex-wife) confirmed. And yes, of course we had to keep bringing it up to flip him shit every once in awhile in the subsequent years. He quit jumping maybe a year ago and is selling his gear. I should look him up just to ask him if there was a difference when he got snipped...is it like lite mayo now? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 February 15, 2007 Wanker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #17 February 15, 2007 To whoever voted that they never tried it: you fucking liarsHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #18 February 15, 2007 Recipe ideas for the curious like yourself! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 February 15, 2007 I can't stand the smell of it so hell no. My wife likes it though... I ain't complaining! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 February 15, 2007 QuoteIts that bloody Stitch, always throwing a spanner in the works. What an arse hole No it wasn't. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 February 15, 2007 QuoteI can't stand the smell of it so hell no. My wife likes it though... I ain't complaining! HINT: Eat licorice Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #22 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteIts that bloody Stitch, always throwing a spanner in the works. What an arse hole No it wasn't. poor stitch. always getting blamed for shit.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #23 February 15, 2007 Before I could get my wife to swallow, ................ It went something like this "If you want me to swallow that you swallow it first" so I did. tastes a bit salty thats all. No big deal. But now she swallows all the time............an no gag reflex Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 February 15, 2007 You are the man Zep, no question 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #25 February 15, 2007 No... I only snowball, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice) ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
