turtlespeed 226 #1 February 14, 2007 . . . DZ.COM Adult Toy Store? and why?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 February 14, 2007 Me, damnit! I want to look forward to going to work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 14, 2007 Oh, and I would hire you and J as the buyers for the store. I trust y'all's taste in sex toys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #4 February 14, 2007 I see a few good choices there... I would rather model in the store than manage though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 February 14, 2007 QuoteI see a few good choices there... I would rather model in the store than manage though You could be our ON SITE Quality Assurance RepresentativesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 February 14, 2007 Beth and I of course.... Although I would definitely hire a few good men like J and Turtle to help with the purchasing and testing! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #7 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteI see a few good choices there... I would rather model in the store than manage though You could be our ON SITE Quality Assurance RepresentativesThat sounds perfect. Oh the possibilities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 February 14, 2007 I would like to be tech support to help people that don't quite understand how to use the toy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 February 14, 2007 QuoteI would like to be tech support to help people that don't quite understand how to use the toy. Ok - So far we have . . . Our tech support and our Quality Control taken care of . . . BUT - Who's the manager going to be?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 February 14, 2007 I do have an MBA.... "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 February 15, 2007 I'll be "Battery Man!" to the rescue.. bringing fresh batteries and chocolate to all buyers for the first 8 months after purchase. Do i have to wear tights? Could you get me a battery costume? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #12 February 15, 2007 and a honest opinion! So do they get the weekends off?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 February 15, 2007 QuoteI'll be "Battery Man!" to the rescue.. bringing fresh batteries and chocolate to all buyers for the first 8 months after purchase. Do i have to wear tights? Could you get me a battery costume? Yes . . . You HAVE to wear tights. Pink ones. and a cape - but it can be fucia.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #14 February 15, 2007 Quoteand a honest opinion! So do they get the weekends off?? No, but they'll get off on the weekends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'll be "Battery Man!" to the rescue.. bringing fresh batteries and chocolate to all buyers for the first 8 months after purchase. Do i have to wear tights? Could you get me a battery costume? Yes . . . You HAVE to wear tights. Pink ones. and a cape - but it can be fucia. No, make him dress up as the Energizer Bunny!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #16 February 15, 2007 I thought you and stitch were a shoe-in. I was distraught when you missed the final cut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowslider 0 #17 February 15, 2007 My vote is for Kelel01, you want hot girls to be the face of strore like that, plus it will help pay for her new boob job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 February 15, 2007 QuoteMy vote is for Kelel01, you want hot girls to be the face of strore like that, plus it will help pay for her new boob job. She's getting a NEW one?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowslider 0 #19 February 15, 2007 she already has one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 February 15, 2007 No, I don't, before THAT rumor gets started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #21 February 15, 2007 Of course LisaH and I should manage the adult toy store. Not only would we kick ass at our jobs, but we can do demonstrations on each other for anyone who needs a 'quickie.' Geez, like there's any question WE would be good at it!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 February 15, 2007 I voted other. I can't believe Bolas wasn't even one of the choices. He would be perfect. Perhaps he and Bubbles could run the store together. Neither of them would have a problem modeling or demoing any of the merchandise. They are the perfect choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #23 February 15, 2007 Seems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 February 15, 2007 QuoteSeems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling I think it should be a demonstration competition Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 February 15, 2007 QuoteSeems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling Woohoo!! Sounds like a plan to me!! Or, maybe we can just make it a big 4-some, and we'll all run the store! I know how to share... Sometimes.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
McBeth 0 #23 February 15, 2007 Seems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 February 15, 2007 QuoteSeems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling I think it should be a demonstration competition Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 February 15, 2007 QuoteSeems you are tied with me and Gia now. I say we battle it out with some pudding wrestling Woohoo!! Sounds like a plan to me!! Or, maybe we can just make it a big 4-some, and we'll all run the store! I know how to share... Sometimes.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites