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this is what you get for not sacrificing properly to the weather gods.

They want an offering of spirits. Meaning that you should get pissed the day before so you're unairworhty and your friends can jump. Works every time.

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The weather report go from blistering blue sky with 3mph wind to overcast and 12mph wind in like 12hours?!

Here's a hint for ya, You live on an island in the North Atlantic. ;)
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Dont make me tell my story.

"No shit there i was... 9th jump and ready for my final test, the dreaded hop n pop. As we climbed to a minimal altitude of 5k i looked at my instructor and saw the fear etched in his eyes, he looked at me as if it could be my last. I felt a lump in my throat as i watched the trees below, no shit im sure i saw a squirell we were so low.

With a hero's handshake i said my farewells to my AFFi and leapt praying it would open in time. I'll NEVER jump that low again."
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this is what you get for not sacrificing properly to the weather gods.

They want an offering of spirits. Meaning that you should get pissed the day before so you're unairworhty and your friends can jump. Works every time.



Well, the trick is to get someone ELSE to do that, isn't it? :)

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The weather report go from blistering blue sky with 3mph wind to overcast and 12mph wind in like 12hours?!

Im gonna scream :|



Its always appropriate to blame the weather man/woman. These people control the weather using satellites. Its their fault.
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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