Muenkel 0 #1 February 16, 2007 All these hearings going on on where to bury her. She's dead! She will have no clue where she is buried. She could be buried in Grant's tomb and she wouldn't know it. Enough already! BTW, does anyone know where Natalee Holloway is buried? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 16, 2007 Quotedoes anyone know where Natalee Holloway is buried? In the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,121 #3 February 16, 2007 FOX 5 FLASH NEWS UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith is still dead, per reports by her family. Details on the Fox 5 News Report at 5pm. SPECIAL, 6PM: FOX News will go live to the courtroom in Reno where laywers will discuss custody issues surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's little dog. TONIGHT AT 10: Fox 5 Special report: Anna Nicole Smith - just how dead is she? Doctors, pathologists and coroners will discuss Smith's deadness and its impact on her career. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #4 February 16, 2007 QuoteTONIGHT AT 10: Fox 5 Special report: Anna Nicole Smith - just how dead is she? Doctors, pathologists and coroners will discuss Smith's deadness and its impact on her career. Being dead didnt hurt Elvises career much. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 February 16, 2007 QuoteFOX 5 FLASH NEWS UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith is still dead, per reports by her family. Details on the Fox 5 News Report at 5pm. SPECIAL, 6PM: FOX News will go live to the courtroom in Reno where laywers will discuss custody issues surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's little dog. TONIGHT AT 10: Fox 5 Special report: Anna Nicole Smith - just how dead is she? Doctors, pathologists and coroners will discuss Smith's deadness and its impact on her career. Bill, you owe me a new keyboard. That was funny as hell!!! I really needed that laugh. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #6 February 16, 2007 Does anybody smell anything funny sniff sniff......Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 February 16, 2007 I must add one more: Breaking News: Fox News is now reporting that several plastic surgeons are now claiming legal custody to Anna Nicole's boobs. More information to be reported as it becomes available. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #8 February 16, 2007 QuoteQuotedoes anyone know where Natalee Holloway is buried? In the ground. Gotta call you on this one, I am thinking at sea... Somewhere off the leeward side of the island..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 February 16, 2007 This one's for you Bill since you made me laugh so hard: Breaking News: Fox News is reporting that Smithsonian Administrators have put in a request for Anna Nicole Smith's boobs for display. They were originally considering George W. Bush, but he only counts as one boob. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #10 February 17, 2007 Put her on ice with James Brown, he's still not buried either and he died Christmas Day fer cryin' out loud. James says, "Yo, somebody bery me ! You ! Over there ! Grab a shovel and bury me!" "And bury the white bitch too while you're at it!" Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #11 February 17, 2007 And all of the men she has EVER slept with. Screw the custody battle. We should all get to split up her estate just for having suffered thru all of this crap on tv. What did they do for news before she died? Oh yea, there were people at war somewhere, and people being oppresed somewhere. There may even have been a few people who were looking for some help after some big ass storm, or something.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jman 0 #12 February 17, 2007 I thought her ending would finally make it possible to turn on the radio or tv and not hear some stupid story about her. Apparently I am far from the end of hearing stupid ANS stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 February 17, 2007 Guys, making fun of natalie holloway is tacky. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyProdigy 0 #14 February 17, 2007 sick an tired of hearing about this slut. put her in the ground, give her baby some drugs and dont try to delay the inevitable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 February 17, 2007 QuoteGuys, making fun of natalie holloway is tacky. I agree... she was from Birmingham, AL, so it was all over the news around here. She was just a high school senior who graduated the week before she disappeared. The Aruban authorities royally fucked up the investigation. What a bunch of fucking noobs... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyProdigy 0 #16 February 17, 2007 all of aruba is coked and oped' up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 February 17, 2007 QuoteGuys, making fun of natalie holloway is tacky. -------------------------------------------------------- I agree... she was from Birmingham, AL, so it was all over the news around here. She was just a high school senior who graduated the week before she disappeared. The Aruban authorities royally fucked up the investigation. What a bunch of fucking noobs... I still feel so bad for her family. To even put her in the same class as anna nicole is just wrong. And i'm done with the subject now, but hope like hell a mod will come along and remove the posts about natalie out of respect. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #18 February 17, 2007 One more thing to cement my decision that when I die, if I have anything to say about it I will be penniless and mortgaged to the hilt. OK, time of death. 12:05 PM Did he have any money? Nah. Not a cent. OK, pull in the backhoe. Blah, blah, blah, great guy, good sense of humor, yadda yadda, cynical sarcastic bastard we'll all miss him. OK, reception at the bar down the street. (Oh boy, I think I'm going straight to hell now) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 February 17, 2007 QuotePut her on ice with James Brown, he's still not buried either and he died Christmas Day fer cryin' out loud. James says, "Yo, somebody bery me ! You ! Over there ! Grab a shovel and bury me!" "And bury the white bitch too while you're at it!" Received via email...don't shoot the messenger, please!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #20 February 17, 2007 Heh heh. When they buried Larry LaPrise in '96 They put his left leg in They took his left leg out They put his left leg in And they shook it all about..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 February 17, 2007 QuoteWhat did they do for news before she died? I think the Astronauts were in charge then. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 February 17, 2007 Sunny, The only reason I mentioned Natalee Holloway was to point out the ridiculousness of the current situation. Here we have so called loved ones fighting in court as to where to bury ANS and on the other hand a whole freakin country cannot find Natalee which would bring her family some sort of closure. In regard to ANS, yes she's human and her life was sad; but she brought this on herself in a way. In regard to Natalee, she was an innocent teenager. Due to the corruption IMO of the Aruban Gov't. her family has not been able to bring her body home for proper burial. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 February 17, 2007 I'll hold the door for all you guys when you get there... Dave! Glad you could make it, big guy…there's a computer and Silk for you over there. Hey! Cheezy! Welcome! Wait…did you just cut one? Sunny...what a delight! Muenkel...uh...step to the rear, please Bozo!...You clown you, c’mon in and entertain us. Can you do fire jokes? Clay, my man…no, no animals allowed…sorry. Maybe Tanya…she’s right over there. Billvon! You got the wrong door man…you lookin’ for the stage door around the corner. Mike from Texas!? Pass on through, dude...you already know your way around. …and who’s that back there at the end of the line...hey you...hey YOU! HEY YOU, ASSHOLE!!! YES YOU!!! Get you head out of your ass and get up here…You should have been FIRST in line. Whaddya mean you can’t hear me????? READ MY LIPS!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 February 17, 2007 QuoteSunny...what a delight! hehe, i'm a sunny delight!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 February 17, 2007 no way I can believe you haven't heard THAT one before...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
