turtlespeed 226 #1 February 19, 2007 . . . Y'all are boring Entertain me DAMMIT!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #2 February 19, 2007 Isn't this thread a duplicate? That can't be a good sign... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 February 19, 2007 Wanna see my "jail house tats" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 February 19, 2007 Entertain us. Take a shotgun and shoot oof your big toe. Post the video. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #5 February 19, 2007 NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo Do not do that! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 February 19, 2007 But it will be very entertaining. Kinda like the old "Samuri Deli Skit". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 February 19, 2007 QuoteBut it will be very entertaining. Kinda like the old "Samuri Deli Skit". And yell..."CHEEPS...NO FRIES...!" while doing it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 February 19, 2007 No Coke. PEPSI!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 February 19, 2007 QuoteNo Coke. PEPSI! and 'Little Chocolate Donuts' the breakfast of CHAMPIONS! We're 'cross skit-ting references' but still it's funny! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 February 19, 2007 Why don't you just go and propose to someone. We could have a thread auctioning you off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #11 February 19, 2007 Are you trying to get him married off?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 February 19, 2007 QuoteAre you trying to get him married off?? His first few attempts didnt go down so well. Don't think turtle will be marrying again in the near futurehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 February 19, 2007 You never know. Maybe the third time is the charm!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #14 February 19, 2007 QuoteAre you trying to get him married off??I bet if he posted the P.A. again he'd get an offer from someone. I'm not guaranteeing it'd be a female. But we could donate the proceeds to charity!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #15 February 19, 2007 So who is going to start the bidding?? GIA, where are you?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 February 19, 2007 QuoteNOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo Do not do that! g Whew - Thanks Gia - that was close. Literally, SECONDS away . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 19, 2007 QuoteAre you trying to get him married off?? How did this thread go SO FUCKING WRONG???!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 February 19, 2007 So Turtle.. You and swedishcelt are getting Hitched?? Cool!! When is the Bachelor Party?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 19, 2007 QuoteSo Turtle.. You and swedishcelt are getting Hitched?? Cool!! When is the Bachelor Party?? Whenever you decide to throw it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 February 19, 2007 Dublin?? Turtles Official Bachelor Party?? I might could work that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 February 19, 2007 QuoteDublin?? Turtles Official Bachelor Party?? I might could work that. It's a good ploy . . . You know how women like to hit on the taken guys . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #22 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo Turtle.. You and swedishcelt are getting Hitched?? Cool!! When is the Bachelor Party?? Whenever you decide to throw it.Wait, is this a proposal??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 February 19, 2007 Quote. . . Y'all are boring Entertain me DAMMIT!Entertained yet?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuote. . . Y'all are boring Entertain me DAMMIT!Entertained yet?? YAWN . . . Meh I think I should get some Coffee.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 February 19, 2007 Ok, a koala bear walks into a house of ill repute. After several mins. of difficulty trying to communicate, what he desires, he finally gets his point across, using hand gestures. requesting that the Madame, find for him the hottest, kinkiest, lady of the evening she has. She fills his request & off they go to the room, for 3 hours of wild uninhibited sex. Afterwards, the Koala, lights up a cigarette, dresses himself & starts heading for the door. The lady of the evening, becomes upset screaming at him that he needs to pay $2,500. for services rendered, of course the communication is difficult because the Koala acts as though he doesn't understand. So in frustration the L.O.T.E. pulls out a dictionary, and shows the koala the definitions, of prostitution etc. pointing out that this is an individual that, receives, monetary compensation for sexual favors. The koala just laughs, and starts walking away again, the L.O.T.E. at this point throws the dictionary at him and goes off on a verbal tirade. yelling that he can't do this, by definition He MUST pay for the services rendered. The koala bear picks up the dictionary insisting he does NOT have to pay her, and 'proves' it by opening up to the definition of 'Koala Bear': An animal of Australian origin that, Eats bush & Leaves!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
