0
caspar

self - control

Recommended Posts

Friend was fucking around and poked me in the ass with a broom stick while I was assisting someone while carrying a heavy speaker.

He had been almost doing it for 5 minutes then finally did. I dropped the speaker, turned around fast enough to grab the broom, pull it out of his hands, and went to swing.

3 times I felt my body "wind up" to hit him. But I stopped myself.

Never anything like that before, or since.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The day I resisted strangling the Chief of Nursing Services when he walked into my office without knocking while I was in discussion with one of my therapists.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

this morning, i got up for wok at 630 after a good night of sake bombing with my bros and the ladies of Kappa Kappa Gamma.

(we went through 18 handles of sake and a keg of ichiban)



Kappa Kappa Gamma? i thought places like that only existed in teen films! :D
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Every single day. It's part of being a grown-up.

:S
Ah, that explains it's lack of existence in my world!:D;):D;)



It's got to be pretty rough when you don't even exist in your OWN world.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

what was the most amount of self control youve acheived. i.e you stopped yourself telling your boss he's a dick, or from strating a fight etc.

and why.



Well I haven't had any substances since October, I did buy for a lot of friends though. Yes at times I found it hard to stop myself but I didn't give in. Plus I am still a student, and at £34 a jump, I can't afford any drugs:ph34r::)
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
It's = contraction of it is
Its = possessive of it

Thus endeth grammar pedantry for the day.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
you mean like the time I applied for a job, didn't get it and the jerk that got the job (in this case an unqualified non-white male) asked me why I even bothered to apply because he thought I was not qualified!!! resisted all temptation to slug the guy, left the building and walked six blocks

after 5 months of not doing anything right he quit, i'm still there
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0