Am i a hooker?

[jceman 1]

Yes, you're a looker, and sweet as all getout.

If'n I wasn't ... Ooops, I just reread the title ... never mind.

Oh, and no.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[bob.dino 1]

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Everytime you post, a Mexican ejaculates on a goat.

Everytime you mention Chuck Norris, someone makes a vaguely racist joke.

[sunshine 2]

Aww, if you weren't married....well ya know.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[tbrown 26]

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I have a dliemna. A pocketknife must've fallen out of my boy's jeans pocket and i found it on the floor this morning. If i keep it, is it like getting payment for last night? So am i a hooker now?

No, but pretending can sure be fun.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[freeflir29 0]

YES...........

[sunshine 2]

Talked to the boy earlier and he didn't mention the missing knife. He did say he wanted to have a 3way with me and LisaH though...

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[GravityJunky 0]

Yes! How would you like an entire culinary signature series, lifetime garunteed 24 pc. set it just so happens, I picked one up today after reading this thread and....

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}