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Andy_Copland

Help Me Lose My Virginity

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I think it's ok that you lie to your mates, Andy. We won't tell. I'm sure your lucky day will come soon. Any ladies here care to help out poor Andy so he doesn't have to lie anymore??



From another thread. OK who wants to pop my cherry :|
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Umm...didn't you mean to put this post in the 'What you want done with you body when your dead' thread?



I don't think what i want matters. Stitch likes having sex with corpses.

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I could probably help, but you being THOUSANDS of miles away... It probably won't happen. Sorry. Maybe next time... :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I was told, Scoop already popped your cherry. B|


Yea, but scoop voted that he lied about losing his own virginity in the last poll!:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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I don't think what i want matters. Stitch likes having sex with corpses.


Stitch will screw anything that stands still long enuff!:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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