stitch 0 #1 February 19, 2007 I'll start the bidding at .25 cents. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 February 19, 2007 3000 dollarsMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 February 19, 2007 pooo, you beat me to it! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 February 19, 2007 What are you expecting to get for $3000 dollars??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 February 19, 2007 I'll give you 50 to keep himDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 February 19, 2007 Quote3000 dollars And I thought Stitch was overbidding!!! Someone must really want a Man-Bitch!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 February 19, 2007 He is a very good cook too! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #8 February 19, 2007 Are you two doing a value savings?? 2 for the price of 1?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuote3000 dollars And I thought Stitch was overbidding!!! Someone must really want a Man-Bitch!!He has a thing for Texans."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 February 19, 2007 QuoteHe is a very good cook too! He had help you know.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteHe is a very good cook too! He had help you know.. Yes, I know that.... but you're not up for sale today.... I'll acknowledge you when it's your turn. xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #12 February 19, 2007 Jay, you have so many redeeming qualities you need a thread of your own!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #13 February 19, 2007 i ll trade you an AN-2 for him, ive got my "uses" for himFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 February 19, 2007 OK.. well someone needs to Buy him Quick. I have a Bachelor Party to plan for him. You wouldnt happen to know where I can Buy a Mule and 40 Pounds of Lard do you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 February 19, 2007 The shots alone up his anty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 February 19, 2007 Hey... This thread is about turtle!!.. So when are you two getting Hitched?? Can I be Brides Maid?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 February 19, 2007 I'm an old fashioned girl J. I like it when the man proposes to me. Not the man's friend. I'm just funny like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 February 19, 2007 Propose?? No proposal involved here. We are just selling him outright. Now you can buy him and make him your own personal Slave. Dont get a much more old fashion marrige that that! (Oh.. You still didnt answer the really important question... Can I be a Brides Maid or not?? I will even shave my legs for the dress) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #19 February 19, 2007 I don't want to make him a slave. I already HAVE a perfectly good cabana boy. What I NEED is a husband. I have reasons and other tasks for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #20 February 19, 2007 QuotePropose?? No proposal involved here. We are just selling him outright. Now you can buy him and make him your own personal Slave. Dont get a much more old fashion marrige that that! (Oh.. You still didnt answer the really important question... Can I be a Brides Maid or not?? I will even shave my legs for the dress)Yes. And if you wear the dress I pick for you... you can even come and be a part of the bachelorette party too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 February 19, 2007 Quote(Oh.. You still didnt answer the really important question... Can I be a Brides Maid or not?? I will even shave my legs for the dress) OMG, you'd look so sexy in heels and a dress.... I may have to make it to the wedding just so I can caress your smooth legs... OOOOoops, did I say that out loud... Back to Turtle and SwedishCeltg"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #22 February 19, 2007 Quote3000 dollars SHILL!namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuote(Oh.. You still didnt answer the really important question... Can I be a Brides Maid or not?? I will even shave my legs for the dress) OMG, you'd look so sexy in heels and a dress.... I may have to make it to the wedding just so I can caress your smooth legs... OOOOoops, did I say that out loud... Back to Turtle and SwedishCeltgIf you can't marry us then can you at least come to the bachelorette party? If Clint and I schedule both parties on different days you can make both!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 February 19, 2007 QuoteOMG, you'd look so sexy in heels and a dress.... I may have to make it to the wedding just so I can caress your smooth legs... How many times do I have to tell you guys!! This thread is about Turtle!! Leave me and my incredibly Sexy Legs out of this!!! (Size 6 Bethany!! I am a perfect size 6 and I look best in Lavender!!) Now on to the Dowry?? Turtle is worth atleast Two Chickens and a Goat (We will have to keep Clay away from the Goat.. We Know that). I am not giving up my Boogie Wingman for one feather Less!! When can we expect patyment? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #25 February 19, 2007 I'm always up for a good party!!! and... J and Turtle are always good entertainment. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
