Katzeye 0 #1 February 20, 2007 Some Tuesday/Monday funnies for ya! And Leprosy? Hungover girl #1: You and Kevin* seemed to be having a good time last night. Hungover girl #2: Yeah, it was weird, though... I think one of his teeth fell out while we were making out. Hungover girl #1: ... He has a tongue ring, you idiot. --Columbia campus Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 February 20, 2007 Drunk chick: What kind of hipsters are you that you won't fuck a girl just because she wants to wear a Sailor Moon costume? Yeah, totally. I'm not gonna get down on that if your all jap'ed out. Screw that. The best thing I have ever overheard was in new york, the only time I've been. Some guy on the strett corner eating a sandwich screaming about something to people on the corner, and maybe one was someone he knew. It was hard to tell. Anyway, he goes you know what you tell him? Tell him I fucked your father. And he said that with a thick new york accent. I can still hear it today. I was like that has to be something you could only hear in New York.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 February 20, 2007 "Drunk chick: What kind of hipsters are you that you won't fuck a girl just because she wants to wear a Sailor Moon costume?" Gotta say, she's got a point. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #4 February 20, 2007 for some reason I thought of a boogie... Dr. Ruth: It's Extremely Important to Mix Up Your Sex Life Man #1: So, I was just chillin' out on my porch relaxing when all of a sudden the retarded kid across the street comes out of his house gently yanking his dick, then goes calmly back inside! Man #2: Where were his parents? Man #1: Out at the store. He's old enough to watch himself. But get this -- five minutes later he comes out again like a bat out of hell, wearing nothing but a ski hat and winter gloves, jacking off like crazy! Man #2: What the fuck?! Man #1: Then, when his parents get back I tell them what happened and his dad tells me, 'Hmmm, he usually does that on the back porch...' Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #5 February 20, 2007 I LOVE this site! I submit to it CONSTANTLY!!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 February 20, 2007 White guy with dreads: Think about this -- taking a shit is the one thing in which all people of all races, sexes and religions are truly equal. Hippie girl: Not exactly. Some people shit on solid gold toilet bowls while others shit in a bucket. Little boy at next table, standing on booth seat: I shit in my pants! Hahaha Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
