airtwardo 7 #1 February 19, 2007 Both city AND county...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 February 19, 2007 Now are you really talkiing about the penal system or did they finally find a nice home for you?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 February 19, 2007 Do you need a cake baked????? What flavor?? PS..... I TOLD you she was a prostitute!! Did ya listen?? Noooooooooo BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #4 February 19, 2007 My guess is that they don't want you to love them. You might overstay your welcome! So, what's the story? Is Bobbi right?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 February 19, 2007 QuoteBoth city AND county...! Yeah, no shit! Not visitor-friendly at all. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 February 19, 2007 Did you get arrested for tresspassing?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 February 19, 2007 I'm tellin ya, he got arrested because he didn't listen to me!! She was/IS a prostitute!! jeez, now I'm gonna have to hose him off, AGAIN!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 February 19, 2007 Do you need a cake baked????? What flavor?? Quote Actually...the food at the county is MUCH better than the city slop, and I'm WAY to nice of a guy to even KNOW that! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #9 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm tellin ya, he got arrested because he didn't listen to me!! She was/IS a prostitute!! jeez, now I'm gonna have to hose him off, AGAIN!! Bobbi He probably took a shit in someone's cat's litter box again! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stevebabin 0 #10 February 19, 2007 Don't ALL jails suck? Isn't that kind of the whole idea?"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #11 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm tellin ya, he got arrested because he didn't listen to me!! She was/IS a Pre-op TS prostitute!! Edited for accuracyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #12 February 19, 2007 I wish...that would have made for a better story! Actually I got stopped on the way home form my son's BD party/dinner...a 5 year old traffic warrant for running a stop sign, in a part of Houston I've NEVER been to, in a car I've never been in, my SSN and Lic # didn't match the warrant...but with 'a name like yours' it just HAD to be me! Gotta LOVE the justice system! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 February 19, 2007 Sadly..he had one call he could make and he opted to post on DZ.com....poor bastard.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #14 February 19, 2007 QuoteSadly..he had one call he could make and he opted to post on DZ.com....poor bastard.... Bobbi THAT'S the worst part!! You can only make 'collect' calls, and we're a cellular only family! Good thing everybody was in the car with me or I might STILL be there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 February 19, 2007 See...you can run, but it ALWAYS catches up with you, somehow, someday...tisk, tisk. And on your sons b-day...so sad. What kind of father are you?? Hhhmmm? "Son, you know that birthday money I just gave ya, well I need to post bail. Can I have it back?" Priceless! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #16 February 19, 2007 No...no bail, I just had to endure until I could see a judge and 'prove' it wasn't me. How you ask? I told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! Edited to add: At least they save the cake 'till I got sprung! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #17 February 19, 2007 QuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! So, you're innocent? I bet they've never heard that before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 February 19, 2007 Ts those beadie eyes...gives him away everytime!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #19 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! So, you're innocent? I bet they've never heard that before. Well innocent IS a relative term! It was dismissed, but what an education, usually when I spend 36 hours with low life scum, losers, bums, criminals, derelicts and the like....I have to go to a boogie! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites catfishhunter 2 #20 February 19, 2007 I don't care who you are thats there is some funny shit Not sure how bad you want to get them back but a small claim against unlawful imprisionment asking for compensation will very quickly be settled by the city attorney. You got a strong case since NOTHING other then your name matched the warrant. You should make a complaint agianst the cop as well. If the dumb fucker is to stupid to realize that more then one person can have the same name then he is to stupid to be carrying a gun.. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 February 19, 2007 He's just pissed 'cause he got it up the ass!! TWICE!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 February 19, 2007 Jail my dear, NOT prison... Did give me quite an opportunity to brush up on my foreign language skills though! And some of the stories of the people in there were hilarious! ...like they guy who's wife call the cops and had had him arrested for trying to wake her up to go to church on SATURDAY! ..Or the young girl who when told to remove her coat before standing before the judge, looked genuinely surprised when 2-3 ounces of crack went flying out all over the floor like M&M's on Easter! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 February 19, 2007 Jail, prison...same thing...your still pissed. You at least got his name right?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 February 19, 2007 QuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name You could have shown him one of your obituariesI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #25 February 19, 2007 QuoteHe's just happy 'cause he got it up the ass!! TWICE!!! Again, edited for accuracyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #9 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm tellin ya, he got arrested because he didn't listen to me!! She was/IS a prostitute!! jeez, now I'm gonna have to hose him off, AGAIN!! Bobbi He probably took a shit in someone's cat's litter box again! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #10 February 19, 2007 Don't ALL jails suck? Isn't that kind of the whole idea?"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 February 19, 2007 QuoteI'm tellin ya, he got arrested because he didn't listen to me!! She was/IS a Pre-op TS prostitute!! Edited for accuracyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 February 19, 2007 I wish...that would have made for a better story! Actually I got stopped on the way home form my son's BD party/dinner...a 5 year old traffic warrant for running a stop sign, in a part of Houston I've NEVER been to, in a car I've never been in, my SSN and Lic # didn't match the warrant...but with 'a name like yours' it just HAD to be me! Gotta LOVE the justice system! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 February 19, 2007 Sadly..he had one call he could make and he opted to post on DZ.com....poor bastard.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 19, 2007 QuoteSadly..he had one call he could make and he opted to post on DZ.com....poor bastard.... Bobbi THAT'S the worst part!! You can only make 'collect' calls, and we're a cellular only family! Good thing everybody was in the car with me or I might STILL be there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 February 19, 2007 See...you can run, but it ALWAYS catches up with you, somehow, someday...tisk, tisk. And on your sons b-day...so sad. What kind of father are you?? Hhhmmm? "Son, you know that birthday money I just gave ya, well I need to post bail. Can I have it back?" Priceless! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 February 19, 2007 No...no bail, I just had to endure until I could see a judge and 'prove' it wasn't me. How you ask? I told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! Edited to add: At least they save the cake 'till I got sprung! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 February 19, 2007 QuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! So, you're innocent? I bet they've never heard that before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 February 19, 2007 Ts those beadie eyes...gives him away everytime!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 February 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name...they may have the WRONG GUY?! So, you're innocent? I bet they've never heard that before. Well innocent IS a relative term! It was dismissed, but what an education, usually when I spend 36 hours with low life scum, losers, bums, criminals, derelicts and the like....I have to go to a boogie! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #20 February 19, 2007 I don't care who you are thats there is some funny shit Not sure how bad you want to get them back but a small claim against unlawful imprisionment asking for compensation will very quickly be settled by the city attorney. You got a strong case since NOTHING other then your name matched the warrant. You should make a complaint agianst the cop as well. If the dumb fucker is to stupid to realize that more then one person can have the same name then he is to stupid to be carrying a gun.. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 February 19, 2007 He's just pissed 'cause he got it up the ass!! TWICE!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 February 19, 2007 Jail my dear, NOT prison... Did give me quite an opportunity to brush up on my foreign language skills though! And some of the stories of the people in there were hilarious! ...like they guy who's wife call the cops and had had him arrested for trying to wake her up to go to church on SATURDAY! ..Or the young girl who when told to remove her coat before standing before the judge, looked genuinely surprised when 2-3 ounces of crack went flying out all over the floor like M&M's on Easter! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 February 19, 2007 Jail, prison...same thing...your still pissed. You at least got his name right?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 February 19, 2007 QuoteI told him to open a phone book, there are 3 of 'us' listed, might not there be reasonable doubt that since NOTHING matched except the name You could have shown him one of your obituariesI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #25 February 19, 2007 QuoteHe's just happy 'cause he got it up the ass!! TWICE!!! Again, edited for accuracyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
