lisamariewillbe 1 #1 February 20, 2007 You are in the beginning of "fun" and get a call from a number you dont recognize? We answered because it could be an emergancy... but it was a friend and fellow dz.commer. Im pretty sure continueing to talk wasnt the right thing esp when I couldnt stand it anymore and just blurted out to her "Okay we have to go I need to have sex" Sorry WC So how would you handle it?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foster 0 #2 February 20, 2007 Answering a phone call mid foreplay is like taking your rig off when the green light is on, it just isn't acceptable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 February 20, 2007 Like i'm going to stop to answer the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 February 20, 2007 What were you doing answer the phone in the first place? Isn't that what an answering machine is for?...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 February 20, 2007 QuoteLike i'm going to stop to answer the phone. I think the problem is I didnt stop Dont think she will call again, esp now that I posted it... Love you WCSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #6 February 20, 2007 Oh Christ, my girl's (well, ex) mom kept on calling when she wouldn't pick up. And I am not saying one, or two, or even five calls. We are talking about a minimum of a dozen calls. How the hell can I keep it up like that??He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 February 20, 2007 QuoteOh Christ, my girl's (well, ex) mom kept on calling when she wouldn't pick up. And I am not saying one, or two, or even five calls. We are talking about a minimum of a dozen calls. How the hell can I keep it up like that?? Turn off the ringer, perhaps?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 February 20, 2007 But then you lose the entertainment of embarrassing your friends Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 February 20, 2007 QuoteBut then you lose the entertainment of embarrassing your friends Don't forget to have the cheesy porn music in the background... bow chicka bow bow...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 February 20, 2007 Crap I forgot about that.... where can I download that or should I just have him in the background going "bow chicka bow bowwww"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 February 20, 2007 I answered the phone once while I was banging my ex Kelli in the ass... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #12 February 20, 2007 I usually turn the ringer off. Kind of ruins the mood... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #13 February 20, 2007 QuoteOh Christ, my girl's (well, ex) mom kept on calling when she wouldn't pick up. And I am not saying one, or two, or even five calls. We are talking about a minimum of a dozen calls. angelic] just pick up the phone and lay it on the night stand so she can listenYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 20, 2007 According to my ever present and always 'handy' Dr. Twardo's family counseling and shot-sell reloading guide: Whether to answer a phone call while gettin busy, or 'Fun Call Interruptus'... If the call is answered by the babe during 'most' types of non battery powered monkey sex, she should have little problem multi tasking during the encounter. It's well known the woman excel in this area as they often are reading a book, watching a movie, doing the household budget, and darning worn socks while having sex anyway...one more task will be little noticed by anyone. Said babe, should attempt to 'HANDLE' their monkey sex partners needs during the call, while verbal / oral skills are directed toward the caller. If the babe's bozo partner is 'HANDLED' correctly, he won't even notice that HE'S being put on 'HOLD'...so to speak. But~ If the Bozo is attempting to make intelligent conversation while being otherwise engaged... Males being poorly equipped to 'complete' more than any one given task at a time, will have difficulty 'keeping things straight' and will be unable to 'make his point' strongly enough to 'satisfy' either the caller or the babe... And will 'come off' sounding and acting like the confused little lost soul that he likely is during hot monkey sex. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 February 20, 2007 QuoteCrap I forgot about that.... where can I download that or should I just have him in the background going "bow chicka bow bowwww" Nah... just turn up the sound on the porn flick y'all are imitating!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 February 20, 2007 Imitating or making Twardo.... umm not sure what to say to your post, might be best if I just keep my mouth shut so as not to embarrase Mister Smarty Pants and the caller Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 February 20, 2007 QuoteImitating or making Um.... yes!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 February 20, 2007 Wheres the "ding ding ding" Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 February 20, 2007 ...keep my mouth shut... Quote Yeah right, like THAT'LL ever happen! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #20 February 20, 2007 true true .... me shutting up is about as likely as you staying out of troubleSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #21 February 20, 2007 Quotetrue true .... me shutting up is about as likely as you staying out of trouble good point! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #22 February 20, 2007 QuoteTurn off the ringer, perhaps? I did that after the third timeHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #23 February 20, 2007 Quote just pick up the phone and lay it on the night stand so she can listen Well they didn't really like me just beacuse I was with her lovely daughter, they also didn't like me much because I was Greek, even more because I was a loser at uni, if I have done that I should expect her father coming after me with a 12gaugeHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #24 February 20, 2007 every once in awhile I make a good pointSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #25 February 20, 2007 Quoteevery once in awhile I make a good point Great...now go make me a GOOD sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 February 20, 2007 true true .... me shutting up is about as likely as you staying out of troubleSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 February 20, 2007 Quotetrue true .... me shutting up is about as likely as you staying out of trouble good point! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #22 February 20, 2007 QuoteTurn off the ringer, perhaps? I did that after the third timeHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #23 February 20, 2007 Quote just pick up the phone and lay it on the night stand so she can listen Well they didn't really like me just beacuse I was with her lovely daughter, they also didn't like me much because I was Greek, even more because I was a loser at uni, if I have done that I should expect her father coming after me with a 12gaugeHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 February 20, 2007 every once in awhile I make a good pointSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 February 20, 2007 Quoteevery once in awhile I make a good point Great...now go make me a GOOD sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
