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BillyVance

Donald Trump's hair on the line at Wrestlemania 23

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Has Rosie said anything about this yet? :D

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=252190>1=7703

Vince McMahon has already chosen his wrestler, the nearly 400 lb Samoan bulldozer Umaga.

The Donald, if he's smart, should go with the 7'-3" tall 420 lb monster The Great Khali, who has no body fat. :o We'll find out his choice next Monday night on WWE Raw on the USA channel. :P

Who knows, they just might smash all the pay-per-view records with this event. :D

Wrestlemania has had its moments over the years. Who could forget Mr. T and Hulk Hogan teaming up in the first one, or baseball's disgraced Pete Rose getting tombstoned by Undertaker in another year, or the Refrigerator William Perry getting into the battle royal. Then there's Stone Cold Steve Austin giving boxer Mike Tyson the double birdie finger salute right in his face another year. :S :D

I don't do pay per view events. They charge too much. But, it would be fun to watch! Can anyone imagine a bald Donald Trump? Would it be an improvement? :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I understand (although don't share in) the entertainment value of professional wrestling, but this just makes no sense to me. Since the outcome of the match is predetermined, then either A. Trump won't agree to let his wrester lose the match and thus won't shave his head, or B. he will have agreed to his wrestler losing the match beforehand, thus accepting that his head will be shaved and taking all sporting fun out of it. So where's the intrigue?

That is, of course, setting aside the fact that I don't understand why anyone cares what the fuck some rich dude does with his life, much less his hair, but that's a discussion for another day.

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Britney Spears was originally slated to do Wrestlemania 23, and apparently will be sued for breach of contract.



She was supposed to wrestle K-Fed in "war of the trailer trash dumbasses". ;) Some of you know K-Fed had made several appearances in the ring as of late.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I have always wondered why so many men enjoy watching oiled up guys in speedos rub up against eachother....

:P:PB|B|:ph34r::ph34r:



It's the action... the high flying moves and whatnot, yeah most punches and kicks are faked/sparred, but you can really get the wind knocked out of you on high risk moves or worse, injured. Then, there's the WWE Divas. There are now 3 Divas who have made the cover of Playboy. :) And they know how to move in the ring. :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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