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:o:o And for you to say that!!! :$:$ I'm flattered :D:D:D:D



Ok, there's some things I don't want to see. Here's a partial list:

* Other guys' balls - I don't particularly like looking at my balls either, but I'd rather look at mine than some other guy's. I don't like the idea of me or any guy showing off his balls. They're just not all that great to look at. TrophyHusband has his pierced. That's ok to show off--but not to me.

* I don't ever want to see another anus again. I was a nurse for eight years. I have exceeded my anus quota for this lifetime. I'm pretty sure of that.

* I really hate watching someone put their contacts in. It looks like they're poking themselves in the eye and my mother told me many times that getting poked in the eye was a bad thing.

* IRS people.

* Infants. Babies, despite rumors to the contrary, are ugly. They don't look like little people, they look like aliens. They also smell and make unpleasant noises. I really don't want to see them--especially when they are getting their diapers changed.

* I don't want to see any skin condition that looks like it itches. The urge to scratch is kind of like yawning--it's contagious.

* Photos of family get-togethers, unless Uncle Louie was getting drunk and acting like a freak.

* Oh, I almost forgot. Don't even think about showing me your hemorrhoids. I don't want to hear any discussion on them either.

Walt

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Did you ever see the old movie So Fine with Ryan O'Neil?
I worked in the fashion industry a while back and the charactors are right on the money.
Find it if you can, it's hilarious.
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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:D:D:D:D
:$ Only problem I see with it from a man's perspective, KB, wearing those around our better-halves, we'd better be on our Best :) behaviour, 'weak spot sitting duck' :S can be kicked,B| grabbed,[:/] twisted,:( and gouged??,:S!! OUCH!
New catch phrase around the lady of the house would Definately be: "YES, DEAR!":ph34r::)
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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