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quotable quotes from a terminix contract

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So they're tenting my condo this weekend for termites, and my roommate had to sign this long form with a bunch of stipulations on it. Among them:

(we have to give them a key to the place)

"To avoid possible misunderstandings, we recommend that all valuables such as jewelry, cash, and objects of art be removed from the structure."

Do they intend for that to sound so incriminating? Please remove your things so our people don't take them?

Grand misunderstanding auto?

More brilliance: "Due to the gaseous nature of the fumigants, the material rapidly dissipates from the structure during the aeration process."

Or, these gases act like gases?
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Do they intend for that to sound so incriminating? Please remove your things so our people don't take them?

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Not the people they're worried about, it's the termites!

Tent goes up, they tend to grab EVERYTHING and run! :ph34r:











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