Ladies, the secrets to understanding men...

[waltappel 1]

...are supposedly on this website. Personally, I'm scared to look in there! LOL

http://www.datingwithoutdrama.com/

Walt

[waltappel 1]

Ok, so I looked. Of course, they're selling a book.

[edited to highlight my personal favorites.]

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Here’s Just a TASTE of What You’ll Learn in “Dating Without Drama”:

• How to break the vicious cycle of “W’s”: Wishing he’d ask for your number, Waiting for him to call, Wondering where the relationship is going, and Worrying he’ll never commit


• The key to a successful love life (hint: it’s NOT being “lucky” enough to find the perfect man) (pg. 5)


• Men’s six secret commitment fears EXPOSED (pg. 69)


• How to date confidently without being controlled by your emotions (pg. 10)


• The scientific explanation of why men pull away just as things start to get serious


• The key to a having a relationship that doesn’t feel like work


• The Calling Game Decoded: When to expect he’ll call you (Self-Discovery Guide)


• The crucial difference between infatuation and real attachment (pg. 102)
  
• The secret to being in control of a relationship (pg. 13)
  
• How to encourage a man to ask you out on a date without scaring him off (pg. 34)
  
• The secrets to getting – and keeping – the love you deserve
  
• 10 Ways to tell if a guy is “Boyfriend Material” (Self-Discovery Guide)
  
• How to practice Discriminating Dating (pg. 66)
  
• The 10 Do’s and Don’ts of a First Date Without Drama (pg. 43)
  
• One of the most common relationship myths exposed (pg. 17)
  
• How to handle post-date phone calls, emails, or the lack thereof (pg. 49)
  
• How to decode men’s behavior by understanding their biology


• What “THE Conversation” is and why it’s never a good idea (pg. 104)
  
• Why forcing yourself to date multiple men can work in your favor (pg. 57)
  
• How to analyze your first date from your perspective and his! (Self-Discovery Guide)
  
• The key to meeting someone in any location or situation (pg. 21)
  
• Why women aren’t designed for “no strings attached” relationships (pg. 75)


• The role nature plays in differentiating how men and women think and communicate, and how to use that knowledge to your advantage (pg. 5)


• 5 Questions You Can Ask to Gauge His Commitment-ability (Self-Discovery Guide)


• How the right frame of mind can make you a successful dater (pg. 19)


• 5 “Drama Free” Ways to Turn Him Down Politely (Self-Discovery Guide)


• Why it can be dangerous to act on your instincts (pg. 12)


• The “tool kit” for effective communication (pg. 87)


• How to stop feelings of neediness, loneliness & desperation forever (pg. 6)


• 7 creative ways to meet a man (pg. 22)


• 10 Things You Can Do Instead of Calling Him (Self-Discovery Guide)


• What instantly turns men off (pg. 12)


• The key to healthy intimacy (pg. 83)


• The 5 Stages of Defining/Redefining Your Relationship (Self-Discovery Guide)


• How to mentally prepare for a drama-free date (pg. 40)


• The Do’s and Don’ts of Meeting a Man in a Bar (pg. 24)


• 8 Signs That You’re “Official” (pg. 110)


• How to take responsibility for your own happiness (pg. 17)


• Essential guidelines for meeting the friends and family (his and yours!) (pg. 93)


• 5 concrete ways to show him you’re “Girlfriend Material” (pg. 70)


• How to harness your feminine power (pg. 14)


• How to fight fair (pg. 88)


• 5 Signs He’s About to Profess His Love to You (Self-Discovery Guide)

[Snowwhite 0]

Sounds WAAAYYY too deep. I always tell the young who ask for my motherly advice. "Learn to give great head, and SWALLOW"

There really isn't much more to it than that

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[waltappel 1]

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Sounds WAAAYYY too deep. I always tell the young who ask for my motherly advice. "Learn to give great head, and SWALLOW"

There really isn't much more to it than that

I think I love you!!

Walt

[JENNR8R 0]

You should do a book report and tell us how accurate it is.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Snowwhite 0]

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Sounds WAAAYYY too deep. I always tell the young who ask for my motherly advice. "Learn to give great head, and SWALLOW"

There really isn't much more to it than that

I think I love you!!

Walt

They all say that~!

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[waltappel 1]

Some of them are total no-brainers.

Men’s six secret commitment fears EXPOSED (pg. 69)
This one is too easy!
1. She might be a psycho
2. She might want kids
3. She might gain a lot of weight
4. She might want me to give up my other girlfriends
5. My wife might not like her
6. She might want me to stop (drinking, skydiving, etc.)

How to practice Discriminating Dating (pg. 66)
Lord, please give me the strength to not respond to this with the obvious joke.

What instantly turns men off (pg. 12)
"I think I'm pregnant"

5 Signs He’s About to Profess His Love to You (Self-Discovery Guide)
1. He's drunk and horny and the bar is about to close
2. You just told him that you own a liquor store
3. You just told him that you love to swallow
4. You just won the lottery
5. You told him you want him to experience 3 women at once
6. You just got him a beer and a sammich.

Walt

[Snowwhite 0]

My wife might not like her! HA!
Guess that's why they made camera phones, so you can send a pic ahead of the actual introduction, and save that embarassment!

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[waltappel 1]

Excellent point! Wanna take a stab at answering this one?

5 concrete ways to show him you’re “Girlfriend Material” (pg. 70)

Walt

[Snowwhite 0]

Well, the whole drama thing is the key, right? NO guy likes drama, so leave it at home. Learn to have a great time everytime you are together, or stay at home by yourself.
After spending a couple dozen years at home alone, most women should be smart enough to go have some FUN.
Party girls may have bad reps, but they sure have more fun!

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[pinkfairy 0]

We are so glad that you're here to tell us these things, Walt.

(I'm not sure I'll include the sarcasm tags or if I was being serious...)

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[waltappel 1]

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We are so glad that you're here to tell us these things, Walt.

(I'm not sure I'll include the sarcasm tags or if I was being serious...)

Hey, I'm here to help!

Here's more "man wisdom".

The Calling Game Decoded: When to expect he’ll call you (Self-Discovery Guide)

* When he's horny
* When he needs money
* When his car breaks down
* When he wants to remind you not to call him "during the game"
* After his other girlfriend dumped him and he needs comforting

Walt

[stitch 0]

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How to stop feelings of neediness, loneliness & desperation forever (pg. 6)

Get a Lobotomy.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[GravityJunky 0]

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How to stop feelings of neediness, loneliness & desperation forever (pg. 6)

Get a Lobotomy.

Yea, a frontal lobotomy. or a bottle in front of me works!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[GravityJunky 0]

Great Cliff's note version Walt! ROTFLMAO

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[GravityJunky 0]

The Calling Game Decoded: When to expect he’ll call you (Self-Discovery Guide)
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You forgot one...
3:3am Honey don't hang up I, this is the only phone call I get... go to the ATM,& call Lawrocket...

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}