You can't say you've lived until....

[unformed 0]

(Complete the line.)

This ad space for sale.

[azdav 0]

you've learned to tie your own shoes

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[skyguy78 0]

Cooked bacon without a shirt on.

There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker

[FreeflyChile 0]

...you've learned how to talk.

[Armour666 0]

made your own porn

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[Hambone 0]

jumped out of a plane....DUH!!!!

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[Andy_Copland 0]

Taken your friends dads van to get to the DZ while he's on holiday and you dont have a license... or ever driven a van.

That jump was exciting.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[lawrocket 3]

You learn how to speak...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[FreeflyChile 0]

hahahaha how literal! (see my post above...)

[freeflir29 0]

Until you have gotten drunk on ALL the continents.

[BIGUN 1,488]

You can't say you've lived until....

You've helped at least one person achieve thier goal.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[sunshine 2]

You get incredibly drunk and stick Clay with your bar tab...then proceed to the parking lot and pass out.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[freeflir29 0]

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then proceed to the parking lot and pass out.

The entertainment was worth the price of admission. Of course I can NOT be held responsible for you corrupting that innocent young boy later in the evening.

[sunshine 2]

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The entertainment was worth the price of admission. Of course I can NOT be held responsible for you corrupting that innocent young boy later in the evening.

He was waaaaay too talented to be that innocent.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[freeflir29 0]

That's a hell of a compliment coming from you.

[Armour666 0]

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Until you have gotten drunk on ALL the continents.

can we leave out the really cold one in the south out ?

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[SkyDivinRyan 0]

oh so true lol

[GravityJunky 0]

The lady in your life, repeatedly professes you Best Male Performer, in the Heat of passion!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[sunshine 2]

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The lady in your life, repeatedly professes you Best Male Performer, in the Heat of passion!

My boy was so amazing the other night, i called him the next day to tell him how fuckin awesome he was.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Jumped off a bridge with 100k people watching.

[BillyVance 35]

taught a friend how to drive for the first time using my car (she was 22). I was nervous as hell when she took the driving test with my car. But she aced it!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[tbrown 26]

had kids and raised them to adulthood. (And taught them all how to drive a stick.)

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[popsjumper 2]

...you get arrested for streaking by a female cop.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[piisfish 140]

... shared the absinth with Frenchy

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Peej 0]

Smoked opium with a 65 year old addict named Dr O in a bamboo hut, next to a waterfall in the middle of Northern Thailand.

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