D22369 0 #1 February 28, 2007 WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to the end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a drop zone. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #2 February 28, 2007 Titties & beer Titties & beer, I thank God almighty for Titties & Beer, Huntin' two-legged deer, Thank God I ain't queer. There's a one thing daddy likes & that's titties & beer! Big ole' titties & beer. A little Titties & beer, Great big titties in my beer. God damn it I love those mother F-ckin' titties... R. Carrington*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #3 February 28, 2007 A petite girl when begged for some action Told the guy with the nine inch attraction "It would cause me dismay, if you went all the way "I'd settle", she smiled, "for a fraction". I know it's a limerick. She offered her honor He honored her offer And all through the night It was on her and off her.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #4 February 28, 2007 Morning Wood Well I get up in the morning' and I'm feeling good. Cause underneath the covers, is my morning Wood. My wife wakes up & looks my way, the kids run in & ruin my day... (R. Carrington)*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #5 February 28, 2007 Good one, haven't heard that one before. How about this untitled poem by T. S. Eliot. "Sure, deck you're lower limbs in pants, You're are the limbs my sweeting, You look divine as you advance, Have you seen your self retreating". for the fair gender.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
