If you were a king, what would you have?

[unformed 0]

Besides the obligatory harem, slaves to pull your oxen so the oxen don't get tired tilling the fields, and Mojo's brother, Flojo the helper monkey.

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[squirrel 0]

I would bring back Darwin...and start getting rid of stupid people.

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[gonzalesna 1]

Hammurabbi's Code- An eye for an eye!
You want it bad enough to steal it? Better be worth risking the loss of your hand for, cuz that's what's gonna happen.

All members of the media will be shot.

Perris Hilton, Brittany spears (with or without hair), etc. will all be burned alive.

Rap will be deemed worthless, therefore banned from all shelves and replaced with the musical works of the 50's and 60's

I will always jump for free because, let's face it, I'd be a king. I do whatever I want.

People that complain about my free jumping will be exocuted.

All women will be required to remove all clothing while in my presence because, let's face it... the clothes of a commoner just can't compare with those of royal stature.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

A penis.







Otherwise, I'm a queen.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ExAFO 0]

An unlisted phone number and a learjet on call 24/7.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[shropshire 0]

A kingdom.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shermanator 4]

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All women will be required to remove all clothing while in my presence because, let's face it... the clothes of a commoner just can't compare with those of royal stature.

Even these women? well, i guess they need love too!

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[JENNR8R 0]

A sex-change operation and the paparazzi.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[gonzalesna 1]

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All women will be required to remove all clothing while in my presence because, let's face it... the clothes of a commoner just can't compare with those of royal stature.

Even these women? well, i guess they need love too!

Yes, even those women...

I just looked at it... you looked for it

so, shermanator, how long have you had an obsession with the big chics now?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Muenkel 0]

Sunshine as my queen. I figure she could run the kingdom better.
Chris

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Chris

[Thanatos340 1]

Soon as they Elect me King.. And they will someday!!! (Not sure who "they " Are and why they want me to be King... But I am absolutely certain that this will indeed happen.)

1) Put some kind of Birth control in the worlds water supply. make the antidote freely available. That way every single child born would at least be a conscious decision.

2) Institute an immediate Death Penalty for anyone Writing, Producing, Directing, Staring in or even working on the set of a Chick Flick. A Chick Flick is defined as an Movie and/or TV show that was created with specific intent of making the viewers cry. (Old Yeller Type movies would of course be exempt). Those involved in the making “Romantic Comedies” shall be sentenced to 10 years hard labor or watching their own movie 5,000 times, their choice.

3) Every single citizen would be required to carry a firearm at all times. This would end most Crime and make the world a much more pleasant place to live. Think about it.. Wouldn’t you be less likely to argue someone if you knew they had a Gun and could use it??, Think Criminals might just think twice before mugging someone if they knew they were armed??

4) Spandex in any size larger than Medium would be outlawed. Spandex, Its a privilege not a right.

5) Religious zealots of any type would be rounded up and put in one large concentration camp where they could happily spend the rest of their days trying to convert each other.

6) Women would be free to expose their Boobies at anytime, Anyplace unless they are like really ugly boobies, In which case they must be covered at all times.