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Tent Commandments . . .

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If you don't want everyone to know what you're doing, don't do anything at night with a light on inside the tent.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Do not dispose of used condoms buy throwing then on the ground outside your tent.

Instead throw them next to someone elses tent :ph34r:



Or trailer?:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If your borrowed tent is flooded during a monsoon, have the courtesy to at least attempt to drain the tent before giving it back to its owner.

Also, let the tent's owner do all the fun stuff involved with breaking down the tent (see attached).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Is tent swapping allowed?

How about we all just pile into one tent :)



My tent could fit a *lot* of people.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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If you don't want everyone to know what you're doing, don't do anything at night with a light on inside the tent.



In addition to not having a light on, do not make noise, no matter how good the sex is. Remember that your neighbors have video cameras, video cameras also record audio and anything on digital tape could very well end up on the internet.

And always have the random sex partner leave before the people around you wake up. You really don't want to hear them saying "you slept with HER/HIM?" :D

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Is tent swapping allowed?

How about we all just pile into one tent :)



My tent could fit a *lot* of people.

I guess we'll have to test it at LP.



Just stay out of mine. You people scare me.

:P:P

Does that mean you won't be part of the group wedding?

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Is tent swapping allowed?

How about we all just pile into one tent :)



My tent could fit a *lot* of people.

I guess we'll have to test it at LP.



Just stay out of mine. You people scare me.

:P:P



But . . . :o

You said . . . :o

[:/]


:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And always have the random sex partner leave before the people around you wake up. You really don't want to hear them saying "you slept with HER/HIM?" :D



Especially if it's your SO saying it.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I guess we'll have to test it at LP.

Edited to add: Where should be put the used condoms though? :|



SeaKev's tent. It's usually right nearby.:ph34r:
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Just stay out of mine. You people scare me.

:P:P



But . . . :o

You said . . . :o

[:/]


:(



See above. I'm changing my answer.

Edited to add: And I don't have a tent. I have a tent TRAILER ... :D



Yeah - but you said you would bring me a tent.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Edited to add: And I don't have a tent. I have a tent TRAILER ... :D



Yeah - but you said you would bring me a tent.:)


Oh, right, yeah, I did. Yeah, I'll bring you a tent. I got room. Need blankies too?? A pillow?? A throw rug? End table? Reading light? Mints on your pillow?

Just let me know.
'Shell

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Mints on your pillow?



We'll take two of those. Thanks. :)


Two on EACH pillow? Well, that's pushing it but because I love you both, I'll do it. Just let me know where you live when I get there.

Oh, maid service is only twice a week. You're Tuesday and Thursday. Plan accordingly.
'Shell

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