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Edited to add: And I don't have a tent. I have a tent TRAILER ... :D



Yeah - but you said you would bring me a tent.:)


Oh, right, yeah, I did. Yeah, I'll bring you a tent. I got room. Need blankies too?? A pillow?? A throw rug? End table? Reading light? Mints on your pillow?

Just let me know.



Do you have any spare women around?

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That look, act, and party, just like you.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Oh, right, yeah, I did. Yeah, I'll bring you a tent. I got room. Need blankies too?? A pillow?? A throw rug? End table? Reading light? Mints on your pillow?

Just let me know.



Do you have any spare women around?

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That look, act, and party, just like you.:)


No, sorry. None EXACTLY like that.



I have a 5'8" blonde with an attitude?



A wacky British girl that got our male friend strip searched at the border one year?



Hmm. That's funny. I thought I had more than that in storage.

Sorry. Them's your choices.

:D:D
'Shell

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I guess we'll have to test it at LP.

Edited to add: Where should be put the used condoms though? :|



SeaKev's tent. It's usually right nearby.:ph34r:




Repeat after me- "there will be no condom disposal inside Kev's tent"

Thats' OK... we were just going to leave them by the door for you.

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I guess we'll have to test it at LP.

Edited to add: Where should be put the used condoms though? :|



SeaKev's tent. It's usually right nearby.:ph34r:




Repeat after me- "there will be no condom disposal inside Kev's tent"



Hey! He didn't say anything about OUTSIDE the tent!

:D:D
'Shell

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I guess we'll have to test it at LP.

Edited to add: Where should be put the used condoms though? :|



SeaKev's tent. It's usually right nearby.:ph34r:




Oh...damn....must...resist....must...not....say...it...musn't...be...that...>:(! :):):)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Tent commandment #5:

If thouh art having a saftey meeting inside of a tent, be sure to open and shut the door quick, or you will end up leting the safe out. :D
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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Is tent swapping allowed?

How about we all just pile into one tent :)



My tent could fit a *lot* of people.

I guess we'll have to test it at LP.



Just stay out of mine. You people scare me.

:P:P

Does that mean you won't be part of the group wedding?



hmmmm group wedding.... Red Nightly Party..... methinks it could be fun!!!! :)
g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Repeat after me- "there will be no condom disposal inside Kev's tent"



Ahhhh...well don't count yourself out just yet. You never know; with some luck you might get lucky at LP.






No I didn't just say that! :o
:D:):D:)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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hmmmm group wedding.... Red Nightly Party..... methinks it could be fun!!!! :)
g



Is that when the wedding is? At one of the Red Nightly Parties? And who's getting married again? Am I? Or is it the usual "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" thing again ...

:D:D
'Shell

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I'm too lazy to look up the thread (just rolled into BFE PA).... but Beth was proposed to in a PM, and it led to everyone wanting to Marry her.

I feel that the Red Nighty Party at LP is a perfect place and time for the group wedding... however it is up to Beth... ;)

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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In addition to not having a light on, do not make noise, no matter how good the sex is.



Hummm...........what about a neighbor that gets up early and walks her dog? She doesn't have a video camera, but can always remember those sounds.

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And always have the random sex partner leave before the people around you wake up.



Or leave by the back door;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I'm too lazy to look up the thread (just rolled into BFE PA).... but Beth was proposed to in a PM, and it led to everyone wanting to Marry her.

I feel that the Red Nighty Party at LP is a perfect place and time for the group wedding... however it is up to Beth... ;)

g



Riiiiggght ... I'm a bridesmaid.

I guess I'm wearing red. Cool.

B|
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Hmmm,

How do I get a test drive?



Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover a test drive. You just have to take your chances.

:P:P



here is a couple of thoughts that came to mind . . .

Abasakur (Papua New Guinea) Oya
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Nda
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Ôda
Abun (Indonesia) Nde
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala) K'amaj
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala) C'am
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) N...taj
Achuar (Ecuador) Tsaa
Adyghe (Middle East) Haw
Adyghe (Middle East) Hawaa
Afar (Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djibouti) Maley
Afrikaans (Southern Africa) Nee
Afrikaans (Southern Africa) Geen
Agua Caliente (California USA) Gai
Aguaruna (Peru) Atsá
Aguateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) Ci
[Akan, see Asante and Fante]
Akha (Thailand) Mah nguh
Aklanon (Philippines) Indi
Alabamu (Texas USA) Ánkobi
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Jo
Alsacian (Alsace France) Ne
Altai (Russia) Jok
Alyawarr (Australia) Arangkwa
Alyawarr (Australia) -iyanga
Amharic (Ethiopia) Yelem
Amharic (Ethiopia) Aydelem
Amharic (Ethiopia) Aye
Amharic (Ethiopia) Ie
Ami (Australia) Way
Amis (Taiwan) Cuwa
Amuzgo (Oaxaca & Guerrero Mexico) Ti
Anindilyakwa (Australia) Nari
[Anishinaabe, see Ojibwe]
Anglo-Saxon (England) Na
Apache (Arizona USA) Dah
Apabhramsha (India) Ma
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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. . . during Boogies:D . . . so - what are they?



Don't vent Burrito exhaust near a Coleman lantern! >:(

Ew. Don't vent it anywhere!! Implode if you must. :|



WHOAH!!

That would be messy.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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. . . during Boogies:D . . . so - what are they?



Don't vent Burrito exhaust near a Coleman lantern! >:(

Ew. Don't vent it anywhere!! Implode if you must. :|



WHOAH!!

That would be messy.



Especially if you did it inside the tent. :|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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