Uncyclopedia, your daily source of misinformation in the net

[pinkfairy 0]

I suppose everyone here knows wikipedia, a free content encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

check out Uncyclopedia http://uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Main_Page

This is the content free encyclopedia on the internet!

I would especially like to point your attention to the skydiving article:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Skydiving

And best of all, this is a wiki, meaning anyone can contribute to this page.

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[Lindercles 0]

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Participants include men with small penises, and women who enjoy being the center of attention

[skymama 37]

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and women who enjoy being the center of attention, surrounded by men.

That's written like it's a bad thing.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[azdav 0]

thanksI needed a good laugh

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[pinkfairy 0]

Always glad to help.

check out parachute section too!

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[gonzalesna 1]

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Disciplines-

Skydiving is a great sport with many disciplines and skills to master. In reality, they are all just variations of what we call 'falling'. Falling right side up is counted as a completely separate discipline than falling upside down. Many skydivers like to pretend they are sitting in an invisible chair while falling, and have very active imaginations!

probably my favorite part

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.