ACMESkydiver 0 #1 March 1, 2007 Get it here --> VIN DIESEL RANDOM FACTS My favorite is: "Crop circles are Vin Diesel's way of saying that sometimes corn just need to lay the fuck down." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 March 1, 2007 "Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris are gay lovers." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 March 1, 2007 Ummmm. ..... I think you're getting Vin Diesel confused with Chuck Norris. Vin Diesel asks Chuck Norris for permission to tell the crops to lay their ass down ... and the only reason the crops do, is because they fear the wrath of Chuck Norris.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 March 1, 2007 QuoteVin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying. I didn't know that he's 400 years old. He looks good for his age! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 March 1, 2007 Tim Rigby is a better XXX than Vin Diesel.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #6 March 1, 2007 He's a fabulous Break DancerMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 March 1, 2007 QuoteUmmmm. ..... I think you're getting Vin Diesel confused with Chuck Norris. Vin Diesel asks Chuck Norris for permission to tell the crops to lay their ass down ... and the only reason the crops do, is because they fear the wrath of Chuck Norris. No. Chuck Norris has his own set of random facts... chuck Norris has nothing to do with crop circle formation; except in Uganda. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 March 1, 2007 QuoteHe's a fabulous Break Dancer Hahaha...yeah who could forget his teenage break-dance video!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 March 1, 2007 Vin Diesel once got his ass kicked by the girl in my avatar. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 March 1, 2007 QuoteTim Rigby is a better XXX than Vin Diesel. huh? -Tim Rigby...? If you were trying to make a funny about his acting abilities, meh...ya kind of missed on that one. No woman cares about his acting abilities anyway; just like none of us cared that the hottest guy on greek row was gay. We got hottie points just for showing up with him at parties. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 March 1, 2007 QuoteVin Diesel once got his ass kicked by the girl in my avatar. Blues, Dave Dave this thread is not going in the direction I had anticipated. Here: The Trojan Horse was actually a flute whittled by Vin Diesel when he was seven. And I like this one: When Vin Diesel plays Chutes 'n Ladders, he uses the chutes for ladders, because he's not some pussy that can't climb up a plastic slide.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 March 2, 2007 QuoteQuoteTim Rigby is a better XXX than Vin Diesel. huh? -Tim Rigby...? You've seen the opening stunt sequence in XXX? You didn't think Diesel did the actual BASE jump did you?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 March 2, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteTim Rigby is a better XXX than Vin Diesel. huh? -Tim Rigby...? You've seen the opening stunt sequence in XXX? You didn't think Diesel did the actual BASE jump did you? Of course not. I still don't get what you're saying. -Oh shit, ok. The stunt man. I thought you were talking about a Canadian politician. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #14 March 2, 2007 The two veins in his forehead are implants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 March 2, 2007 The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face. These are too funny! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 March 2, 2007 QuoteVin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Where the hell is 'MoodySkydiver' when you need her? This thread is being overwhlemed by penis-envy... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 March 2, 2007 Quote This thread is being overwhlemed by penis-envy... It's not our fault you have 9 of the 17 posts in your thread. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 March 2, 2007 QuoteQuote This thread is being overwhlemed by penis-envy... It's not our fault you have 9 of the 17 posts in your thread. Blues, Dave DAMN ok that was good... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #19 March 2, 2007 QuoteWhere the hell is 'MoodySkydiver' when you need her? Allright I'm here now whadda want? (besides, Vin has lost his appeal for me..I'd rather give Gerard Butler a full body massage with my tonuge now days) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 March 2, 2007 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 March 2, 2007 I'd rather give Gerard Butler a full body massage with my tonuge now days... Quote That's it...I'm changin' my NAME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 March 2, 2007 Lee Gerard Butler quote: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck." Vin Diesel has gas.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites willard 0 #23 March 2, 2007 Vin Diesel worships his Chuck Norris lunch box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
popsjumper 2 #22 March 2, 2007 Lee Gerard Butler quote: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck." Vin Diesel has gas.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #23 March 2, 2007 Vin Diesel worships his Chuck Norris lunch box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
