BillyVance 35 #1 March 1, 2007 I caught this little critter hanging around the back patio of my house. He got scared and then got stuck between the HVAC unit and the house, and I had to get a broom to coax him out and shoo him along to the edge of the woods. He kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... I'm like yeah, yeah, move along... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 March 1, 2007 Didn't he at least play, ya know, possum? Or is it O'possum? I can never remember which is which. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 March 1, 2007 QuoteI caught this little critter hanging around the back patio of my house. He got scared and then got stuck between the HVAC unit and the house, and I had to get a broom to coax him out and shoo him along to the edge of the woods. He kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... I'm like yeah, yeah, move along... ya know, Billy....thems some good eatin'. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 March 2, 2007 QuoteQuote ya know, Billy....thems some good eatin'. Sorry, I'm not enough of a redneck to cook and eat them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #5 March 2, 2007 Opossums are cute! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #6 March 2, 2007 Holy shit I have NEVER seen one of those alive!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #7 March 2, 2007 Holy shit! You found Turtle!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billeisele 130 #8 March 2, 2007 their job in life is to try and cross the road to give the vultures something to do all day along with 7 cats I've caught 2 of these and a fox in my "catch em alive" trap, and I live in the middle of a subdivisionGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #9 March 2, 2007 QuoteSHe kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... Hmmm.............what is my ex-wife doing in Alabama? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #10 March 2, 2007 have one out on the back patio every night just looks at me. sheesh ... move along...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #11 March 2, 2007 I find them hanging in my grape arbors, stealing my grapes just as they ripen. But the young ones like that are SO darn cute. Rats with black and white hair. I had a blind dog that used to catch them regularly. What's up with THAT?!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyProdigy 0 #12 March 2, 2007 shoot that fucker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver30960 0 #13 March 2, 2007 That's one Awesome Possum. Elvisio "thanks Dan P." Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #14 March 2, 2007 QuoteI caught this little critter hanging around the back patio of my house. He got scared and then got stuck between the HVAC unit and the house, and I had to get a broom to coax him out and shoo him along to the edge of the woods. He kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... I'm like yeah, yeah, move along... Mmmmmm Lunch! he'll make a nice Gumbo - if you use the right recipe.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #15 March 2, 2007 my parrents dog killed one of those their bodies are weird to pick upDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #16 March 3, 2007 Mmmmmm, possum stew, Mmmmmmm! (homer Simpson impression) D'OH!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #17 March 3, 2007 One of the guys that works for me made a big pot of coon stew the other night.(no thanks i already ate.) He's from LA so i guess its the norm there. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #18 March 3, 2007 Yea, I got a threshold rule as to what, livestock I'm willing to dine on as well! : If the dog can chase it under under my front porch, and it fits...I'll pass!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #19 March 3, 2007 Damn good rule of thumb there. Can I steal that and call it my own?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #20 March 3, 2007 By alls means, my friend! Share the philosophy!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #21 March 3, 2007 QuoteOpossums are cute! Walt That's not an Opossum, that's a Wooly Mammoth!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #22 March 3, 2007 Awww... He's so cute... Warm and fuzzy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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waltappel 1 #5 March 2, 2007 Opossums are cute! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 March 2, 2007 Holy shit I have NEVER seen one of those alive!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 March 2, 2007 Holy shit! You found Turtle!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #8 March 2, 2007 their job in life is to try and cross the road to give the vultures something to do all day along with 7 cats I've caught 2 of these and a fox in my "catch em alive" trap, and I live in the middle of a subdivisionGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 March 2, 2007 QuoteSHe kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... Hmmm.............what is my ex-wife doing in Alabama? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #10 March 2, 2007 have one out on the back patio every night just looks at me. sheesh ... move along...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #11 March 2, 2007 I find them hanging in my grape arbors, stealing my grapes just as they ripen. But the young ones like that are SO darn cute. Rats with black and white hair. I had a blind dog that used to catch them regularly. What's up with THAT?!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyProdigy 0 #12 March 2, 2007 shoot that fucker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #13 March 2, 2007 That's one Awesome Possum. Elvisio "thanks Dan P." Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 2, 2007 QuoteI caught this little critter hanging around the back patio of my house. He got scared and then got stuck between the HVAC unit and the house, and I had to get a broom to coax him out and shoo him along to the edge of the woods. He kept stopping and staring at me with his ugly teeth bared... I'm like yeah, yeah, move along... Mmmmmm Lunch! he'll make a nice Gumbo - if you use the right recipe.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 March 2, 2007 my parrents dog killed one of those their bodies are weird to pick upDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #16 March 3, 2007 Mmmmmm, possum stew, Mmmmmmm! (homer Simpson impression) D'OH!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #17 March 3, 2007 One of the guys that works for me made a big pot of coon stew the other night.(no thanks i already ate.) He's from LA so i guess its the norm there. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #18 March 3, 2007 Yea, I got a threshold rule as to what, livestock I'm willing to dine on as well! : If the dog can chase it under under my front porch, and it fits...I'll pass!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #19 March 3, 2007 Damn good rule of thumb there. Can I steal that and call it my own?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #20 March 3, 2007 By alls means, my friend! Share the philosophy!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #21 March 3, 2007 QuoteOpossums are cute! Walt That's not an Opossum, that's a Wooly Mammoth!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 March 3, 2007 Awww... He's so cute... Warm and fuzzy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
