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HIGHLY amusing coffee story

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ok, so last nite at dinner with some friends, my friend jeff starts telling us about an article he was reading.. and says..
use only one word to describe coffee.. going around the table..
person1: dark
person2: strong
Me: (thinkingin in my head that coffee is one of the most wonderful things in the world and i drink it everyday) but since i couldnt say that i said "FABULOUS" with a big grin on my face
person4: brown

and jeff telling the story said he had answered: bitter

after reading the question.. the article THEN went on to say that whatever word people said, is their outlook on SEX or their opinion of sex...:$:$:$:P:P:)

um.. yeah.. so the whole table of course got a great chuckle and stared at me and was like so.. kelly..
my red face couldnt help but laugh.. a lot..

i think the article was pretty dead on if you ask me :):)
what word were you all thinking of?? come on dont lie!

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That's not fair! I'm not a coffee drinker, but I AM a Scorpio. :D

Hold on a second..."brown"? I'm giggling like a fool here. :D
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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That's not fair! I'm not a coffee drinker, but I AM a Scorpio. :D

Hold on a second..."brown"? I'm giggling like a fool here. :D



the question didnt ask if you DRANK coffee kev,
it asked you to describe coffee in 1 word!



I know, which is why I immediately got so defensive. ;):D
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I know, which is why I immediately got so defensive. ;):D



uh oh.. what kev.. you dont like sex?:o:P
j/k



:$ I uh, so...did you hear that we were under a tornado watch here last night and this morning? :$
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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That article is so... I don't know .
Who are the Outhouse Phychiatrists who come up with this nonsense?
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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the article THEN went on to say that whatever word people said, is their outlook on SEX or their opinion of sex...:$:$:$:P:P:)



I'm thinking of a word to describe my opinion of the author of that article.

fucktard

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My mighty steed

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Funny... before I even finished reading this I was thinking about how much I would like some..uh... coffee... right now.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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Um, doesn't work for me. :|


The word I associate with coffee is 'aroma' because it smells better than it tastes.

So I like 'aroma' for sex. Hmm. Naw, not really..

HEY!!! :o:o:o -The SMELL of COFFEE, however, does make me horny! :D:D:D


Mebbe they have something there after all...:ph34r:
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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