upndownshop 0 #1 March 2, 2007 Saw someone else do this, thought it was a great idea. Hey Skinny quit bugging me you british bastard. Calling me at 8 am, where are the pics of my rig, blah blah blah!! Your new Javelin Odyssey with the new features including the SkyHook.. With your weight do you think you could break the hook? So you are at deland, not jumping, probably drinking...So I was going to send them to your email but thought this would be much more fun. So when you call and ask me if i sent them i can say yes. Which I am sure you will call me again today on my day off. Making a total of four times. So here you go. Enjoy my friend!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 March 2, 2007 British with a capital "B" please Nice looking rig and a skyhook too. I say he has too much money, take a dump in the main tray before you give it to the fucker. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyProdigy 0 #3 March 2, 2007 yes, please put some feces in there for me aswell, it can be a sign of my jealousy, as envy of course Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #4 March 2, 2007 Wow that is nice. I wish Skinny would buy me a new one.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 March 2, 2007 cheers you fucker been looking all over my aol account for your e-mail. Looks awesome, need to order a blue katana to go with it...One thing you dumb american fucker....Skinny is not spelt with an E.. Need to starch the shit out of it. SO, YOU BRINGING THE RIG TO DUBLIN? just making sure you heard me.lol And Brandy, the amount of jumps you do a year your old javelin rig should last another 10-20 years. Copey, you booked your flight yet. Put some of that cash flow into a new rig you cheap bastardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 March 2, 2007 I have an old Jav and wanted to get a newer one but after seeing Skinny spelt with an "E" i change my mind. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 March 2, 2007 Don't..... d..d..d..d..d..d..d ... don't.... don't..... don't believe the hype! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 March 2, 2007 Maybe they added stitching there instead of the leg straps who wants 1st jump on the rig buy you a beer.. No biggie just get another one made. its the stitchers...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #9 March 3, 2007 Naaah the E was on purpose.....for a couple of reasons.....Extra curricular activities...[and E ;)] Guess you should have checked your confirmation better eh??? It was probably just a typo in the embroidery machine.. No worries...... hell thats the last time i post a new rig..hey SKINNY you will probably end up with a free handle out of the deal..your gonna need it after your first cutaway from a new Katana, with your weight I am sure it will scare the handles right out of you!!! bwaaaah Its all good my friend..... Enjoy your rig!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #10 March 3, 2007 Classic J, simply classic! VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #11 March 3, 2007 Hey J., there is no "e" in Skinny, ya freakin moron! Fire your embroidery person. Since it was ME who named him skinny in the first place, I can promise you that it's spelled wrong on that damn cutaway handle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #12 March 5, 2007 QuoteHey J., there is no "e" in Skinny, ya freakin moron! Fire your embroidery person. Since it was ME who named him skinny in the first place, I can promise you that it's spelled wrong on that damn cutaway handle. Hey ASSHOLE did you notice the subject of this thread???? NO E So the confirmation had an E in it so that is they way they got the order. ShitE happens, new handle will be done today!! see ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteHey J., there is no "e" in Skinny, ya freakin moron! Fire your embroidery person. Since it was ME who named him skinny in the first place, I can promise you that it's spelled wrong on that damn cutaway handle. Hey ASSHOLE did you notice the subject of this thread???? NO E So the confirmation had an E in it so that is they way they got the order. ShitE happens, new handle will be done today!! see ya! Hey, i was on the road probably my fault for not checking the confirmation, either way, as long as the stitching on the leg straps and chest work, all is good.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 March 5, 2007 Mudflaps should have a pic of a lawn mower on 'em. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 March 5, 2007 QuoteMudflaps should have a pic of a lawn mower on 'em. They should have sewn "fat bastard" instead of "skinney" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 March 5, 2007 QuoteMudflaps should have a pic of a lawn mower on 'em. Now that is a good idea andy Serious question though. I spoke with a few people this week-end about scotch gaurding your rig. Quite a few of them/riggers told me do not do this as it eats away the nylon. So, the question is, fact or fiction?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteMudflaps should have a pic of a lawn mower on 'em. Now that is a good idea andy Serious question though. I spoke with a few people this week-end about scotch gaurding your rig. Quite a few of them/riggers told me do not do this as it eats away the nylon. So, the question is, fact or fiction? What, are you too fat and lazy to do a search in the gear forum?!?!? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 March 5, 2007 yes, plus different people have different ideas just wanted some input. As you have no input fuck offhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #19 March 5, 2007 I stay away from the insdide of the reserve and main tray. Otherwise I used 2.5 cans on my last one. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #20 March 5, 2007 QuoteI stay away from the insdide of the reserve and main tray. Otherwise I used 2.5 cans on my last one. later Thanks Jay, if nothing else i got great Customer service from you and sunpath. So you have a bunch of illiterates in the office not a problem. So, when will it be ready for shipping?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #21 March 5, 2007 i think ya might want to make that an extended chest strap too....."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 March 5, 2007 Quotei think ya might want to make that an extended chest strap too..... Chheky fucker yeah good point i know they had to make the left leg strap quite a bit biggerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
