BillyVance 35 #26 March 5, 2007 This reminds me of the old story in a book full of dirty stories from Arkansas. It went something like this: An irate farmer Bob showed up at John's door. Bob yelled that John's son has been up to some hanky panky with Bob's daughter. John asked what happened? Bob said John's son's name had been spelled out in the snow with his own piss. John said I agree he shouldn't have done it, but I don't see what's so bad about that? Balls fire! Bob yelled, Don't you think I can tell my daughter's own handwriting?!? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #27 March 5, 2007 Just because you take Missouri out and put in Arkansas dont make the joke. Everybody knows that it dont snow in Arkansas! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #28 March 5, 2007 QuoteJust because you take Missouri out and put in Arkansas dont make the joke. Everybody knows that it dont snow in Arkansas! HEY!!! You cutting on Miss-ur-ah? (and, just curious, does "helping" by inserting a foley cath count?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #29 March 5, 2007 Quoteand, just curious, does "helping" by inserting a foley cath count? YKINMKBTOK Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #30 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteand, just curious, does "helping" by inserting a foley cath count? YKINMKBTOK Who said anything about kinky... it was medical! I swear! Not an ounce of enjoyment...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #31 March 5, 2007 Wonder who you could be referring to? I notice that a lot of guys responded. I figured this would be more of a girly question, since most guys weren't going to admit to ever helping a guy pee. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #32 March 5, 2007 Hey, there are 8 "yes's" tyvm! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #33 March 5, 2007 QuoteThere was this one time alcohol was involved and we thought it would be cool if i held it for him while he peed. C'mon...you can't leave us hanging like this. Tell us the WHOLE story! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 March 5, 2007 Quote(and, just curious, does "helping" by inserting a foley cath count?) I guess it all depends. Was it strictly medical, or was there some "fun and games" snuck into the procedure? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #35 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuote(and, just curious, does "helping" by inserting a foley cath count?) I guess it all depends. Was it strictly medical, or was there some "fun and games" snuck into the procedure? Primarily medical. (I don't think most guys would consider that in the "fun and games" category.... even Remi - see above) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #36 March 5, 2007 And we care whether the guys thought it was "fun and games" why? But actually...I didn't "get" Remi's response.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozz 0 #37 March 5, 2007 A buddy of mine had a van pull out in front of him on his street bike and snapped both his wrists casts up to just below his shoulders for 6 weeks (big dude played football at the AFA) his wife had to help him do ALL his necessary tasks for the durationJohn Fosgate "In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond MB 4310 www.N3Racing.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #38 March 5, 2007 I'm sorry to hear that. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #39 March 5, 2007 QuoteAnd we care whether the guys thought it was "fun and games" why? But actually...I didn't "get" Remi's response. it's an acronym ("your kink is not my kink, but that's ok") Remi said I'm OK!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #40 March 5, 2007 QuoteRemi said I'm OK!!! No, I said IT'S ok.... You're weird. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #41 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteRemi said I'm OK!!! No, I said IT'S ok.... You're weird. LOL!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #42 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteRemi said I'm OK!!! No, I said IT'S ok.... You're weird. Pot...kettle...Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #43 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteRemi said I'm OK!!! No, I said IT'S ok.... You're weird. Pot...kettle... And what are you? The cauldron? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #44 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteRemi said I'm OK!!! No, I said IT'S ok.... You're weird. Pot...kettle... And what are you? The cauldron? No, the witch stirring the cauldron... a pretty sexy one at that... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #45 March 5, 2007 QuoteNo, the witch stirring the cauldron... a pretty sexy one at that... How did you know? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
