ACMESkydiver 0 #1 March 5, 2007 It's true...I heard a friend of mine who is a friend of hers say that she just came into MILLIONS of dollars and is starting a DZ...at near MY HOUSE!!! This all started when a love rival tried to knock her off a cliff and call it 'BASE jumping'...authorities were immediately suspicious when Krisanne didn't have a rig on when pushed... Fortunately she survived that peril by tracking in the same directions as a nearby river, which was moving at exactly 33MPH, lessening her vertical fall rate by the forward momentum she was already traveling enough to leave only a skin abrasion in the shape of an 'I love Las Vegas' tattoo on her inner forearm... This dropzone will have no tandems or students, reportedly. She will be using a new pilot that has only trained on low-wing Piper aircraft (Warriors). Said pilot will be using her own Piper Warrior III aircraft...our her landing area will only be approximately 40 feet by 500 feet, and will be asphalt, so naturally we will require a 'B' license jumper and a SHITLOAD of waivers signed... Jumper needs to demonstrate advanced tracking skills and incredible accuracy, as the spot will be, er, 'challenging' with a student license newer jump pilot. Accuracy will be essential as the LZ may rotate weekly, daily, or in mid-flight (all jumpers will be required to wear a radio for last-minute changes, depending on the authorities catching up to us changing weather conditions.) This venture will be funded by an anonymous source, and may be foreclosed upon in the event that a third party's love triangle manages to get into the cockpit of our one and only main fleet aircraft... For details, PM Krisanne or 1-800-SKY-RIDE. PS....SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! For the love of PETE don't tell anybody!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 March 5, 2007 QuoteIt's true...I heard a friend of mine who is a friend of hers say that she just came into MILLIONS of dollars and is starting a DZ...at near MY HOUSE!!! ... Rats...I was told it was 20 minutes from MY house. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 March 5, 2007 It is, Andy, it is. Jaye, you crazy, girl."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 March 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteIt's true...I heard a friend of mine who is a friend of hers say that she just came into MILLIONS of dollars and is starting a DZ...at near MY HOUSE!!! ... Rats...I was told it was 20 minutes from MY house. Maybe...do you live down the street from me? >gasp< She's opening 2 dropzones!! Wow, in the history of...uh, whatever, I don't think that's EVER been done before!! 2 DZ's simultaneously...you go, Krisanne! Oh...but SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 March 6, 2007 Hey, I think it's mighty damn fine of you to employ my sons, too. DZ's have been getting around affirmative action and the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) for far too long! I think it's wonderful that you're putting my boys on radio to talk down the new people. PS...new people will be required to know sign language, because my boys don't speak. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #6 March 6, 2007 Krisanne....can I finish my student training at your new DZ ????????? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 March 6, 2007 I hear she's using this web tool: http://www.myfreedropzonecreator.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 March 6, 2007 QuoteKrisanne....can I finish my student training at your new DZ ????????? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 March 6, 2007 Yeah, everyone thought it was a scam when they were told they won the Nigerian lottery and only needed to provide a bank account number to receive their winnings. Krisanne new it was no scam and immediately provided her bank account and other personal information. Lo and behold she is now a millionaire. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #10 March 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteIt's true...I heard a friend of mine who is a friend of hers say that she just came into MILLIONS of dollars and is starting a DZ...at near MY HOUSE!!! ... Rats...I was told it was 20 minutes from MY house. Rumour here was it is going to be in australia just outside my bedroom window .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #11 March 6, 2007 QuoteI think it's wonderful that you're putting my boys on radio to talk down the new people. PS...new people will be required to know sign language, because my boys don't speak. It's a good thing that in a couple years a certified speech language pathologist (who is also one bad-ass skydiver) will be supervising! Until then though.. guess we might be learning some lessons the hard way. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #12 March 6, 2007 I have no idea what this post meant, but it was kinda funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 March 6, 2007 QuoteUntil then though.. guess we might be learning some lessons the hard way. -What's that saying? if you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough? We'll send out the first wind dummies eager jumpers on a fairly decent day. We'll herald them as heroes! Bad-ass tough sky-jumpers! TRAILBLAZERS, that's what they'll be! [Karen, you know some volunteer folks up there in search and rescue, right? We might need their number...]~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 March 6, 2007 QuoteWe'll harold them as heroes! Who's Harold? Hey, Heroes is on tonight!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 March 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteWe'll harold them as heroes! Who's Harold? Hey, Heroes is on tonight! I *$&% the damn *#$&% spell checker and I #(*$& son-of-a-*$#&#. I was just looking at a kid's book with 'Harold' as the main character. It's not my fault. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 March 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt's true...I heard a friend of mine who is a friend of hers say that she just came into MILLIONS of dollars and is starting a DZ...at near MY HOUSE!!! ... Rats...I was told it was 20 minutes from MY house. Rumour here was it is going to be in australia just outside my bedroom windowWet landing areaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 March 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteWe'll harold them as heroes! Who's Harold? Hey, Heroes is on tonight! SPEAKING of which...since Krisanne WON'T be conducting student training at her DZ (officially, anyway...wink wink, nudge nudge...) we can use the following reference material to supplement the SIM for people that are not licensed as up to date on their EP's as they feel comfortable with... When in doubt, use your purple crayon. I just loved that book! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 March 6, 2007 I am sorry all but i just found krissanes home is being forclosed upon. She will not be opening any kind of dz until this is resolved..ACME knows this and is doing so because she wants to beat krissane in buying this property. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #19 March 6, 2007 Krisanne....can I finish my student training at your new DZ ????????? *** I heard her student jumpsuits makes ya look alot like elvis.... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 March 6, 2007 How many riggers will she have on staff? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #21 March 6, 2007 QuoteHow many riggers will she have on staff? Blues, Dave She didnt tell youhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #22 March 6, 2007 Since me and my boy are a packaged deal.. at least 2! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 March 6, 2007 QuoteSince me and my boy are a packaged deal.. at least 2! Well then I should be set... speaking of which, is my repack done?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 March 6, 2007 No tandems. Aw hell, how am I gonna earn jump money? I got 4 kids to feed still. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 March 6, 2007 QuoteI am sorry all but i just found krissanes home is being forclosed upon. She will not be opening any kind of dz until this is resolved..ACME knows this and is doing so because she wants to beat krissane in buying this property. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Shut the hell up, you!! You have NO IDEA about my motives! And my husband left me because I was doing the pool man, thank you very much!! It has nothing at all to do with Krisanne's impending foreclosure on the bid she put on the property that I was interested in!! Oh, and sorry John...no tandems. We will however, have a really good {{VIBE}}. Oh shit....I mean KRISANNE'S dz!! Krisanne's dz will have a really good vibe. -We know that vibe is more important than a good business plan at any decent DZ... Besides, with Krisanne's 16 foot jumper, we figure she'll attract plenty of interested news crews to bring in the biz. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
