Man do I feel like a dumbass!

[BillyVance 35]

Go back 3 days. I accidentally ram my chest into the top of a dining chair when I instinctively reached to catch something falling off the table. It hurts... maybe it's a bruise since it's swelling a little right on the rib just below the right nipple. The pain's not too bad for the next 2 days.

Then today I had to turn quickly to catch my girl who was about to fall off the couch and that's when it really hit me. P.A.I.N. right there where it was hurt before. Hurts like a bitch sneezing and laughing. Hurts to pick the little girl up, etc.

Time to go to the doctor. X-rays confirm a break. Fuck.... fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Of all the damn things that could happen, this happens on a freak accident at home. Wife is going to the Px for my pain meds... damn, I hope they're good stuff.

No fucking Dublin this year for me.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[NWFlyer 2]

That sucks, Billy. Heal fast.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[waltappel 1]

Hope you heal quickly, dumbass!

Walt

[bozo 0]

Did ya hear the bone break ?

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[BillyVance 35]

Quote

Did ya hear the bone break ?

Fucker... No, I kinda felt it though.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[livendive 8]

Quote

No fucking Dublin this year for me.

You've got a month and it's just a rib...there's a good chance you'll be ready for snivelly openings by then.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Gawain 0]

Quote

Hurts like a bitch sneezing and laughing. Hurts to pick the little girl up, etc.

Well, that's a simple solution, just don't pick up your little girl when you have a cold while she's telling you a joke...

Get well quickly.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[ladyskydiver 0]

Ouch! Hope you heal fast.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Jewels 0]

Ouch! Sorry to hear it. What's your alternative story about how you broke the rib--you know, the glamorous one that involves grave peril and James Bond-like moves (right before you get the gorgeous woman who nurses you back to health, of course)?

TPM Sister #102

[gontleman 0]

Quote

Ouch! Sorry to hear it. What's your alternative story about how you broke the rib--you know, the glamorous one that involves grave peril and James Bond-like moves (right before you get the gorgeous woman who nurses you back to health, of course)?

He probably opted for the slightly less glamarous though also less embarassing version of what actually happened. The real story, we may never know.

[Jewels 0]

Quote

Quote

He probably opted for the slightly less glamarous though also less embarassing version of what actually happened. The real story, we may never know.

Ohhh. Good point! Maybe it really involved a bubble bath and slow-dancing to Barry Manilow music.

TPM Sister #102

• Quote

[monkycndo 0]

I read the thread title and then the post. So I'm thinking, "Damn, that is a strange thing to crave after suffering a broken rib."

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[porpoishead 8]

daaaauuuummm you dumb.

heal fast bud, looking forward to meeting all you freaks at dublin.

did you hear the bone break? that was funny as hell!!

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[sartre 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

He probably opted for the slightly less glamarous though also less embarassing version of what actually happened. The real story, we may never know.

Ohhh. Good point! Maybe it really involved a bubble bath and slow-dancing to Barry Manilow music.

ROFLMAO!!!

• Quote

[Lindsey 0]

Quote

Did ya hear the bone break ?

bout as much chance of him listening to barry manilow

--
A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[bozo 0]

Quote

Quote

Did ya hear the bone break ?

bout as much chance of him listening to barry manilow

I would rather suffer a broken bone than listen to Barry Manilow.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[ExAFO 0]

Quote

do I feel like a dumb ass!

Get a Dumb Ass free here!

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[porpoishead 8]

I would rather suffer a broken bone than listen to Barry Manilow.


fukin a right, nuff said!!!

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[Jewels 0]

Did ya hear the bone break ?

[Lindsey 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

Did ya hear the bone break ?

bout as much chance of him listening to barry manilow

I would rather suffer a broken bone than listen to Barry Manilow.

sometimes it's best just to be fookin' deaf.

--
A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Jewels 0]

[bozo 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Did ya hear the bone break ?

bout as much chance of him listening to barry manilow

I would rather suffer a broken bone than listen to Barry Manilow.

sometimes it's best just to be fookin' deaf.

Ive been married for quite some time....deafness has become selective.
The broken bone would be no big deal cuz I know a good doctor.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[ExAFO 0]

You do know why Helen Keller could only masturbate with one hand, dont you??











--She needed the other hand to moan and groan...

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[bozo 0]

Heres the real Billy Vance.
Bet you thought this was long gone huh Billy ?

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Lindsey 0]

Quote

sometimes it's best just to be fookin' deaf.